MESSAGE ARCHIVE

Dear Band, you and your family, friends, and fans are invited to a Picnic/BBQ/Party on Saturday, October 11 at Speedway Meadow tables 7,8,9 in Golden Gate Park from 9:00a.m. to sunset. No RSVP Contact me with any Questions, Comments, or Suggestions.(415)753 6215 or e-mail --- John Finbarr
JFM <the_miniseries@hotmail.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Thursday, September 18, 2003 at 22:43:45 (PDT)
How could a f***ing super hero ever feel like a Lucey Brother. There's not enough kryptonite in the world to get me feeling that weak. Get real.
El Grande Huevo <hanglow@nartz.com>
USA - Wednesday, September 17, 2003 at 11:51:43 (PDT)
Where are the narrowbacks? It's been too long. My bar is failing. My life has little to no meaning. I'm starting to feel like one of the Lucey brothers.
Brian Superman <bigball@thebitterend.tv>
SF, USA - Thursday, August 21, 2003 at 19:59:56 (PDT)
Should the band return to performing live might I suggest songs from 'Lynch Mob'; in addition to the all the guitar work I notice that one track implements that underrated instrument, 'the plastic plum with GrapeNuts inside it'.
lowercaseR <Spider-Man/MorganFreeman@TheElectricCompany.org>
Springfield, USA - Friday, August 08, 2003 at 20:29:54 (PDT)
give me a f**cking break, he's no soccer player. thats an insult to the whole sport.
superman
USA - Saturday, July 12, 2003 at 10:10:23 (PDT)
Number one golfer is black...number one rapper is white ...and a Jewish guy cooks pork and wins first place in a BBQ contest. What's next, a soccer player becoming head varsity basketball coach?
WhoDat <WhatTheHell@isWorldComingTo.com>
SF, CA USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 17:55:05 (PDT)
Ahhhhh Mai Tai pork tender loin... is there nothing it can't do. Proving once again that is not the size of the man's BBQ but how it is used.
The Judges at the Napa County Fair <Judges@thenapacountyfair.com>
Calistoga, CA USA - Friday, July 11, 2003 at 08:27:45 (PDT)
nice muguooooooooooooooooooo
mugu <mugu@mugu.com>
lome, togo - Tuesday, July 08, 2003 at 07:15:20 (PDT)
I can tell you who eats un-cooked pork. "And in fourth place..."
Ty Trichinella <MeNoFeelSoGood@calistoga.com>
Calistoga, CA USA - Monday, July 07, 2003 at 14:26:54 (PDT)
Pork .. who eats pork?
BBQorBUST <thestaff@chow.com>
SF, CA USA - Thursday, July 03, 2003 at 17:34:01 (PDT)
Your all a load of pansies. We are hapy that you gave it up now give up soccer. the Lords would be better with out you!! SUPERCALAFRAGILISTICEXPEALADOSHISH
Higgo the king <higgo@king.com>
SF, USA - Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 19:25:11 (PDT)
Why is it so small?
Anonymous <problem@sexually.com>
Here, ca USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 15:54:46 (PDT)
We are in contract negotiations with Superman. Kryptonite has not only shrunk his testicle but it also seems to have shrunken his wallet. Once he promises to build a state of the art stage to replace his John Wilkes Booth balcony we'll come back out of retirement. Until then you'll have to settle for watching us on Behind the Music... or on the couch.
The Band <nb@nb.com>
SF, CA USA - Friday, May 09, 2003 at 14:39:58 (PDT)
why don't you guys ever play? What's the issue?
FAN-ATIC <onemoresong@playitagainsam.com>
SF (The Sunset), CA USA - Wednesday, May 07, 2003 at 11:57:52 (PDT)
Don't buy a bar in the sunset. Leave the neighborhood before it's too late. SDI doesn't have any money and they'll give you nothing but a boot to the back of the head when you fall to the floor.
Mike Roddy <biggun@rugbyworld.com>
San Fran, ca USA - Thursday, May 01, 2003 at 15:22:55 (PDT)
Hey, buy the Sand bar, I like the wimmen there
higgo
fat City, ca USA - Wednesday, April 30, 2003 at 10:24:58 (PDT)
Barney, ya punk ya! Mr high-n-mighty off in America making punt over fist while you leave a wife and kids here on the dole. The wee young one doesn't even know her own father. Sure, she's better off not knowing the fecking donkey. Maybe I'll stop over to see your missus to see if she needs more than a thatchin job done this weather. I'm about to teach her what happens in the last forbidden versus of Seven Drunken Nights. Here's a hint: It rhymes with fuck....oh wait that's the word itself. It rhymes with...luck. Tink about it.
Sean Shimmey <footinturf@thebog.ie>
Gibberean, IRELAND - Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 20:38:05 (PDT)
I have not been able to visit in some time now and by the looks of it nor has anyone else!It truly saddens meself to see the manager of this site lowering the standards.Give up the split personality entries you sicko!And get some friends!!!
B.GooganEsq. <Porincreetbymyself.com>
Ballyburlingame, USA - Tuesday, April 29, 2003 at 20:04:05 (PDT)
Maybe open a bar between the Irish Center and the Circle. That's a fantastic location that's conveniently located. Of course we couldn't let just anybody in. You understand...
The Gatekeeper <luxuryhomes@countryclub.com>
SF, CA USA - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 18:58:53 (PDT)
Hey, Krukow...Maybe if you bought a bar that was not surrounded by Russians or people with alternative lifestyles or near where people actually live...someone you know might turn up
Helpful Advice Guy <I'm not leaving my neighborhood>
SF, Ca USA - Monday, April 28, 2003 at 14:31:22 (PDT)
How come nobody goes to any of my bars any more? Ever since I deflated my right nut patronage has really dropped off. I'm thinking about buying yet another bar in hopes that one of you will come in and buy a beer. I miss you guys.
Brian Spiers <MikeKrukow@superman.com>
SF, CA USA - Monday, April 21, 2003 at 12:31:27 (PDT)
Thank you for producing such a down to earth site. As a writer I can tell you are a skilled communicator. Thanks again.
Communication Skills
Davenport, New York US - Friday, April 18, 2003 at 13:21:26 (PDT)
Hey! Nice site. If you are ever in Las Vegas let's play golf. lonniejames@hotmail.com.
Las Vegas Golf
Las Vegas, Nevada US - Thursday, April 17, 2003 at 14:18:42 (PDT)
Goodbye world!
Jim Sell-out <LeaveYourBalls@home.com>
Marin, CA USA - Friday, April 11, 2003 at 19:25:01 (PDT)
Thank you very much for such an informative site. This is an incredible resource for students. I will use it for all my term papers, research papers and cliff notes. Keep up the great work!
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- Thursday, March 27, 2003 at 23:22:43 (PST)
Thank you very much for such an informative site. This is an incredible resource for students. I will use it for all my term papers, research papers and cliff notes. Keep up the great work!
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- Wednesday, March 26, 2003 at 12:55:32 (PST)
Greetings from Germany! http://www.stadion-live.de.vu
Peter
Germany - Tuesday, March 25, 2003 at 13:19:50 (PST)
the Higgo is now vaialable to all any large Blonde women taht might be available in the lower 48. the Higgo (I may also be called "the closer") has found his true calling life.
Higgo <Higgo@needs.com>
Anywhere, ca USA - Tuesday, March 25, 2003 at 12:36:37 (PST)
Guestbook Guestbook Lolly Lolly Guestbook Guestbook Lolly Lolly Guestbook ...
Fringe and Flower <Pies-en-lo@HappinessIsAWarmDoobie.arrrg!>
Briantopia, Bliss USA - Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 23:06:38 (PST)
I'm happy to sign your guestbook.
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My little boy came home yesterday and asked why people go to war.
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It was hard for me to explain except to say that some people have forgotten how important love is.
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Let this serve as a reminder to everyone. Love and Peace.
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Kim Jenson
Atlanta, GA US - Sunday, March 16, 2003 at 23:35:11 (PST)
Aloha, just came accidently to your site and didn't want to leave without posting a message. Keep up the good work! ;o)
Clement <clement-schw@aol.mail.com>
Toronto, Kanada - Thursday, March 13, 2003 at 01:30:18 (PST)
great site.
bd40476 <bd40476@lycos.co.uk>
Austria - Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 11:09:34 (PST)
Superman is a jackass.
Lex Luthor <BiteMe@mylair.com>
USA - Tuesday, March 11, 2003 at 15:59:17 (PST)
Congradulations, Super Name!! Just a really great name. Must have named him after a pretty impressive individual; I guess. With that name the kid has a great future; could be a super hero you just never know. Allegedley a member of the band is the father; again that is just super if in fact true. You just never know in the rock n roll bizz. Yeah Brian just sort of rolls of the tongue; doesn't it?? Most impressive. Its a little queer about not making the tahoe trek one month ago. I guess you just can't be to careful these days.
asswipe <bigone@greatmoniker.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 17:13:27 (PST)
The newest member of the Narrowbacks, Brian McKeon, was born today, February 26, 2003, at 1:12 PM. Brian weighs in at a healthy 9.9 lbs and is 23" long! Both baby and mother are doing well.
Proud Uncle
SF, USA - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 15:06:49 (PST)
It is one month since the Super Bowl, do you know where your baby is?
Concerned Citizen <The bad math doctor >
Lake Tahoe, CA USA - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 13:46:51 (PST)
i really like this site.
obi <obi_mugu@mugu.com>
canada, ca USA - Wednesday, February 26, 2003 at 09:06:34 (PST)
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. (Homer Simpson)
Simpsons Quotes <tom@hotmail.com>
USA - Friday, February 21, 2003 at 12:38:18 (PST)
I really enjoyed visitng your website. I am very interesed in this subject. Keep up the good wok. I will be sure to visit again.
Jonny Betts
USA - Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 01:20:10 (PST)
Higgo is the king. Don't knock the fatties until you try one.. higgo is stud. Come back up here soon big boy. It was the best five minutes of that hour.
tootons <twotonsofun@TAHOE>
USA - Saturday, February 15, 2003 at 20:04:07 (PST)
I happened upon this site while following the links from another site. Thank your for the hard work you must have put in to create this wonderful facility. Keep up the excellent work.
Samantha Williams <willsamantha4@yahoo.com>
USA, none USA - Thursday, February 13, 2003 at 22:20:20 (PST)
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Ranger Rick
S Lake Tahoe, CA USA - Thursday, January 23, 2003 at 14:12:51 (PST)
Ranger Rick is gay. This baby is just a front. I hear he would love to take over (and get over) the OVERLORDS< as would I. They are damn sexy in those shorts.
RuPaul <RuPaul@yourass>
USA - Saturday, January 18, 2003 at 08:40:01 (PST)
Cheers Mates, Love your site, big futbol fan you know?? Looking to start a youth team and feel that after reading some of the banter on you site that your the kind of parents I'm looking for. As most of your are of parochial school backround my coaching techniques might not offend to many of the players.... if you know what I mean??? A little like going on a seminary retreat..... Will be in touch when I get out (of jail) Remember we all must help each other rear our children possibly and I promise to be a good example. I would just love to coach a child named Tommy!!!!!
Pete (ophile) Townsend <Who?@nambla.com>
USA - Friday, January 17, 2003 at 14:13:21 (PST)
Hey Baby maker, the calm before the storm is called Kyburz.
Super Bowl Bound <TheBabyWillBeLate.com >
SF, CA USA - Friday, January 17, 2003 at 13:38:28 (PST)
Looks like there is a big storm a'brewin up here is Tahoe. It should hit on Super Bowl weekend so we're going to have to cancel all visits. Roads will reopen on February 18 so those of you with obligations on February 17 won't have anything to worry about. Oh yeah, and Kiebers has burned to the ground. A white vehicle was seen fleeing the scene.
Ranger Rick <BigHugeRick@TahoeWeatherCenter.org>
S Lake Tahoe, USA - Thursday, January 16, 2003 at 10:31:54 (PST)
ssuperbowl pool is out get your square........... you should probably cal con. he needs the help
overlords
USA - Wednesday, January 08, 2003 at 19:57:39 (PST)
The big balled, blue haired dancing machine is back from his holiday globe trotting and is thrilled that both your pathetic orginazations have come to your senses. As recent queries to the message board have indicated both the futbol club and rock band need my spark.......... soon. Let the negotiations begin; I won't come cheap. Women will squeal and chicken shit latino soccer players will cower. Mechanical Man hitch your wagon to by gyrating ass and you can ride bitch........... (in some meaningless backup role).
Azul Huevos <mailto:Azul%20Huevos@grande%20pantalones.com>
USA - Friday, January 03, 2003 at 21:23:41 (PST)
HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU PACK OF QUIERBAITS. Let's start off the new year right and stop picking on the fat slow McLucey. Let us get to the real problem of this so called band......the lead axe player. He has been holding the band back, let's get rid of the dead weight. I suggest a blue haired man with a big ball or the smooth playing of the mechanical man. Either one would be able to get the band back on it's feet. Thanks, Your biggest fan....Sir Elton John
Elton John <Pianoman@onhisknees>
USA - Wednesday, January 01, 2003 at 13:16:06 (PST)
The Narrowbacks haven't played live since April 22, 2000 according to their home page. Come on guys, I'm "jonesing" over here!! Every year they used to play Times Square for New Years Eve but not tonight. Won't be the same when that ball drops. Let's see some gigs in 2003. And not just your singer at a karaoke bar or some poor guys wedding.
Your BIGGEST Fan <fan@narrowmind.gov>
SF, CA USA - Tuesday, December 31, 2002 at 18:59:19 (PST)
This is an open invitation to all over the hill, need to get out of the house, married slobs that want to sign up for this top seeded soccer team. Come one come all, I'm cleaning house. If you happen to be single ....... you better have a girl friend that sleeps around. The Lucys are out the McKeons have taken over ...finally. The first move I'll make is the try to persuade my blue haired cousin to play/coach. Maybe he will teach us the smooth way to pick up fat chicks. RESPECTFULLY TOM McKEON
Tom McKeon <overlords.com>
USA - Thursday, December 26, 2002 at 22:02:34 (PST)
Message to Advertisers : No you don't like this site so don't say you do. Nobody that comes to this site can afford to buy anything and nobody is willing to travel. And finally, respect the Hungry Hungry Higgo!
Webman
SF, CA USA - Tuesday, December 24, 2002 at 12:11:25 (PST)
Hey, all you guys sound like the type who would visit the Bunny Ranch in good old NV. Did you boys see the special on HBO last week. Quite an enlightening show for all of us plain womens. Did you see it? I think you know who you are all of you guilty ones. Hey-that actually would be a great holiday gift to give your employees--at least those of you who do employ. What a wacky site--is there any specific reason or purpose for it except picking on all types. I logged on because a friend said this was a good band--all I see is a bunch of crazy, potentially immature, frustrated men communicating. I will be i touch. By the way is the band performing anywhere soon? I would like to attend.
curiouschica <SL-all the way.com>
vacaville, ca USA - Tuesday, December 17, 2002 at 10:17:15 (PST)
Londra, up here in the manly part of our state we even know a stud who had his right nut augmentated....................SMALLER yeah thats right his balls were so f**king humungous he got a reduction.
hugeone <cajones.com>
USA - Sunday, December 15, 2002 at 10:44:19 (PST)
Hey dumb ass, if you are going to come after the Lucey Brothers at least spell the name right.
Correct Spelling <YouDumbAss>
SF, CA USA - Friday, December 13, 2002 at 17:05:01 (PST)
Lucy Bros, One of the band members is having his way with your sister. I know thats got to hurt............. big time
Been there <alreadydunnit.com>
USA - Friday, December 13, 2002 at 12:45:23 (PST)
I COME HERE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,LOOK WELL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,U FIT TAKE THE NAME AFTER MY OWNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dannyz <dannyz@mail.com>
NYC, NY USA - Friday, December 13, 2002 at 06:04:19 (PST)
Paula: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Well you're in for a treat with the Higgo Oever : We have something here for our special visitors ( takes out a model airplane for Joey ), would you like to have it? Joey : Thank youuuuuuu! Thanks alot! Oever : Sure. You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Oever : You ever . . . seen a grown man naked ? Murdock : Do you want me to check the weather Clarence? Oever : No, why don't you take care of it. Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium? Elaine : We'd better get back now Joey! Oever : Noooooooo, Joey can stay here for a while if he'd like. Joey : Could I?
Captain Oever <ComeFlyWithMe@Airplane.com>
Hollywood, Tx USA - Thursday, December 05, 2002 at 10:49:33 (PST)
Higgo you fascinate me. I would like to adopt you as my fourth child. I also would like to nurse you. please call...... please i'm out of rehab and need emotional bonding you're my man............. big time.
Paula Poundstone <Paula@drunkmoms.com>
USA - Wednesday, December 04, 2002 at 21:10:25 (PST)
Am I to understand another dumb guy is getting married? You idiots are all idiots
Higgo <mailto:They%20WillNeverTrapMe@single.com>
Happy, Ness USA - Monday, December 02, 2002 at 12:28:42 (PST)
Tick...tock....tick...tock
Marriage Reaper <anothergoodmanhung@alter.com>
SF, CA USA - Sunday, December 01, 2002 at 13:55:01 (PST)
KEEPOFF
GUYMAN <GUYMAN@GUY.COM>
USA - Wednesday, November 27, 2002 at 15:32:32 (PST)
Webguy, its the right nut
Super Scrot <Hugenard@organ.com>
USA - Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 21:10:21 (PST)
They want something huge like my big left nut. I have it in a jar over my fireplace where the right one is. Some day I'll show you fags the picture.
WEB GUY
USA - Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 15:33:56 (PST)
I think they prefer them short and stubby
Higgo the ladies man
FatCity, ca USA - Friday, November 15, 2002 at 12:18:34 (PST)
Narrow but long. Like a licorice whip.
Allotta Vagina <whatRUlooking@sucka.com>
SF, CA USA - Tuesday, November 12, 2002 at 12:12:23 (PST)
Actually, what were talking about was how narrow they were, if you catch my drift. Come get you some
Yawanda Summore
Subtle, Ca USA - Monday, November 11, 2002 at 15:35:23 (PST)
There were a lot of women in my shop the other day going on and on about these narrowbacks and all their easy groupies. It sounds like fun. Where do I sign up?
Shirley Tortella <tendertrap@massagemama.net>
Calistoga, CA USA - Sunday, November 10, 2002 at 09:18:18 (PST)
Were any large wimmen defiled in Tahoe without me?
Higgo
frisco, ca USA - Tuesday, October 22, 2002 at 11:50:49 (PDT)
TK, is that you? I didn't think had electricity let alone computers in Petaluma. Must be using a computer in the firehouse like some other city welfare case we know.
Big 13 Alumni President <swingonby@petaluma.net>
SF, CA USA - Thursday, October 17, 2002 at 05:50:20 (PDT)
Finger this one out girls.
Jim Carey <Batmansapansy@AOL.com>
USA - Wednesday, October 16, 2002 at 16:59:29 (PDT)
HEY If the OVERLORDS won't take me ...... I know the BIG13 needs me. Call me Now if they don't take me I can be a FLY GIRL for the narrowbacks. Who am I?
original BIG 13 <Thekeyisfriendship@myhole>
Pet a luma, Ca USA - Wednesday, October 16, 2002 at 16:56:31 (PDT)
Cynthia,

Would you like to see the large red bumps growing all over my chest? Higgo be the man
Higgo
Pac Bell, ca USA - Tuesday, October 15, 2002 at 10:50:08 (PDT)


I thought if Journey ever got back together and performed live again then I would regain happiness but it's just not the same. I'm still hoping Big 13 hits the field again. It can happen...right?
Jimmy Fergus <bitterredhead@uppersunset.com>
SF, CA USA - Monday, October 14, 2002 at 19:12:13 (PDT)

Thanks web god.
The Fan
USA - Friday, October 11, 2002 at 21:04:02 (PDT)
Making room for the insults
Web God
USA - Friday, October 11, 2002 at 21:03:01 (PDT)

Let us all just get back to the task at hand. When if ever will this web site break the news of the come back tour? We have lost the whole purpose of the message board ..... to goof on the band members. The big fireman singer that just eats and watches movies on the tax payers. The Carlos Santana of 17th ave who plays and builds his own axe. The drummer who has artistic issues. And, last but not least the poor slow bass player that is about the go down in flames. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL. There is so much good s#$t here. So people let's get to it and let's have a little pride in our work.
fan is not a fan
USA - Monday, September 30, 2002 at 22:31:36 (PDT)
id·i·ot (ĭd'ē-ət) n. A foolish or stupid person. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive. [Middle English, ignorant person, from Old French idiote, from Latin idiōta, from Greek idiōtēs, private person, layman, from idios, own, private.] idiot noun One deficient in judgment and good sense : ass, fool, imbecile, jackass, mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool. Informal: dope, gander, goose. Slang: cretin, ding-dong, dip, goof, jerk, nerd, schmo, schmuck, turkey.
Not A Fan
Everyonevillle, Tx USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 15:35:03 (PDT)
"WARE" PRONUNCIATION: wâr TRANSITIVE VERB: Inflected forms: wared , war·ing , wares Archaic To beware of. ADJECTIVE: 1. Watchful; wary. 2. Aware. ETYMOLOGY: Middle English waren, from Old English warian. See wer-3 in Appendix I. Adj., Middle Englishwary. - Now go fu-ck yourself.
The Fan
USA - Friday, September 27, 2002 at 11:18:57 (PDT)
is beware two words...........Con??????
NOT A CHERRY
USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 19:10:33 (PDT)
Something is happening at the Narrowback camp. Looks like they are firing up their engines again. They may ride again soon. Be ready. Be ware.
The Fan
SF, CA USA - Wednesday, September 25, 2002 at 12:57:30 (PDT)
Too F-ing Funny. Mortgage brokers, Freelance Writers, A Dating Service, A Retard Learning English From this site, and a lady named Plumpton from the moral majority. If only she knew what I'm doing right now with my plumpton. Too all you losers out thre trying to sell shite, email at Higgo@mitchbros.org
Higgo
You Know Where , ca USA - Wednesday, September 18, 2002 at 14:44:59 (PDT)
So its come to this. Superficial bullshit. What about the band man?? We got Amy and some jackass comedy writer on the board and the f***ked up band does not exist. What about the Bitter End where they really got there start? Its not to late (but getting very close) to correct this sorry situation. The Mckeon brothers need to get some cajones. Schedule a comeback or shut down this pathetic, dysfunctional and gay chat group. Remember we're all brothers.
CONCERNED <wako@pacbell.neet>
USA - Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 21:59:28 (PDT)
Hello! Amy Catering San Diego California. Thank you for letting me sign your guestbook and thank you for your website. Glad you are here.
Amy
San Diego, CA US - Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 14:43:33 (PDT)
I would like to see a little less Con bashing ! The man firefights,manages a top notch football club (when Jimmy's not in charge),and raises a family ! Can't we all be friends you arsholes !
Barney G. Esq. <Porincreetbymyselfw/2guys.com>
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 20:39:13 (PDT)
shouldn't that be snivel service
right on <iagree.com>
USA - Tuesday, September 10, 2002 at 10:15:58 (PDT)
Con (shit for brains) Lucey, Of course ruby tuesday is the rolling stones you complete and utter jackass. Beatles????? Or in your mind Beedles??? Either way sivel service was a good carreer choice.
smarter than you <anythingbuts.i.com>
USA - Monday, September 09, 2002 at 21:17:38 (PDT)
Very nice site. I think I can spruce up the writing though. I write professionally and web content writing is part of what I do. I also write business letters and comedy . Feel free to visit my website.
Freelance Writer
Mission Hills, CA US - Thursday, September 05, 2002 at 09:56:31 (PDT)
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Cisco
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Chicago, IL US - Wednesday, September 04, 2002 at 00:19:07 (PDT)
Ann - You're ugly. I hope you're ugly, stupid kids don't see this message.
Higgo <raginghiggo@hotmale.com>
SF, USA - Monday, September 02, 2002 at 09:37:01 (PDT)
I happened upon this board by accident and I must say I am rather disgusted with the rhetoric. If I can find this board so can little children. You all need to grow up.
Ann Plimpton <anniep362@aol.com>
White Plains, NY USA - Monday, September 02, 2002 at 09:32:53 (PDT)
The ignorance on this message board appalls me. Shouldn't you people take a class in remedial grammar and spelling?
Higgie <LadiesLoveMe@Horny.com>
Diamond Heights, Ca USA - Monday, August 19, 2002 at 09:39:58 (PDT)
I did go to the top of the mountain AND was good friends with my Brother principal
simon <imtheman@yourrear>
USA - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 14:44:46 (PDT)
You mean "hallowed halls" not "hollow halls," you dumb son of a bitch. I should have killed you when I had the chance.
Your First Grade Teacher <ReadingIsFundamental@school.com>
SF, CA USA - Friday, August 16, 2002 at 11:46:54 (PDT)
In my days roaming the hollow halls of my high school,I used to have to meet my Brother Principal in the bushes near my home. I always wanted to go to that college prep but in the end (yea baby yea) I found myself fully satisfied, as did my principal. So please stop this trash talk about my two favorite schools. When is the band getting back together, you guys are on a mission to save those bunch of losers they call soccer players. ROCK ON
simon <imtheman@yourrear>
USA - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 19:10:22 (PDT)
Now that SI lets in women, when do start letting in men? - or something like that (deeply veiled homo reference)
TopOfThe Mountian
HighSchool, Ca USA - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 16:39:02 (PDT)
You have to have huge balls (or just one huge one) to post a message like that, Dr Crane.
Woody <wboyd@cheers.com>
Boston, MA USA - Thursday, August 15, 2002 at 15:49:51 (PDT)
As a trained psychiatrist and frequent reader of this tragic website; I seem to notice one common thread. Its almost like penis envy. The constant reference and belittling nature towards Brian Spiers, Brian Spiers Construction, Ice Room Inc, Bitter End, Lucky 13, As Swipe Inc, Bill Magee (understandable) and of course Superman and his fabulous dancing gyrations. All you feeble Saint Ignatius wannabbe soccer faggots need to get a life. You will never be HIM. Give it up and move on. Remember were all brothers.
Frazier Crane <mailto:frazier@nile's%20brother.com>
USA - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 20:52:24 (PDT)
That is what you call, negative reinforcement. Just like Brian Spiers Construction. You all suck
lords <youallsuck@soccer.com>
USA - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 17:26:16 (PDT)
Is someone going to Turkey? Are they of a bisexual nature, by chance? Also, in looking at the old messages on this website - I think I have found the greatest message to date: We are now in the second div. and have a game at the Polo Fields on March 11,2001. 1 o,clock is the time. Be there cause those fag civil servents wont be. lords sfsfl, USA - Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 09:38:27 (PST) So much is wrong with the above
Disappointed <overlords@overthehill.com>
SF, ca USA - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 12:33:12 (PDT)
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mehmet comert <m.comert@turkeytouristline.com>
Istanbul, turkey Turkey - Wednesday, August 14, 2002 at 06:53:03 (PDT)
I woke up in the tub. My bed was covered with guacamole (I hope). There was a pair of panties in the microwave and my dog won't look me in the face. If someone can jog my memory I may find some peace. Mr. "probably going staight to hell"
Troubled
Disgrace, CA USA - Thursday, August 08, 2002 at 13:37:41 (PDT)
First off, what exactly is an ice room? More importantly what is all this stuff that happens there? If it is fun, I want to know where to sign up. This whole band thing should just happen again soon like at the Biter End or just give it up boys-- YOu need a gig to keep the magic going!! Oh, and maybe that would make Superman come out in full force- what some would do to see that "shape" in person! Oh, there is always the Owl Tree to keep one busy, but a bit too many extremes there I must say.
overheated <needamartini@25thfloor.com>
vacaville, ca USA - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 21:55:11 (PDT)
I have been reading these posts by this Higgo fello and young Mr. Jazz and I'd like to teach them a thing or two. Please contact me, I love big man breasts. Much like myself - It makes it all the more fun if you're not really sure its a man or a woman - It gives you a surprise in the End if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Salsa <Salsa@HotLatin.sex>
Capp Street, ca USA - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 14:03:34 (PDT)
Where's my Longhorn? http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/mis/5068502.html Guy in Texas Longhorns Shirt at the Pub Quiz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: anon-5068502@craigslist.org Date: Wed Aug 7 10:45:01 2002 You were upstairs at the Bitter End wearing a Texas Longhorns T-Shirt and a great smile. I was the blonde on the stairs who tried not to stare too much! Next time, I'll say hello! it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around The Bitter End
Egghead
Splatterville, Mo USA - Wednesday, August 07, 2002 at 13:58:31 (PDT)
I do a killer SHIT DANCE. Not to be confused with the famous liver dance of the very sexy stuperman. I would love to contact you Jazz but only if my man (my super sexy man) be in the act too. You can get a hold of me in the ice room of the Bitte End or Lucky Thirteen. Thats where Brian finds me.
higgo <higgo be the man>
USA - Tuesday, August 06, 2002 at 09:16:02 (PDT)
Looking foward to a spot on the Lords squad ! If someone would just tell me the proper web location to sign up with the Overlord Coach/Manager I would really appreciate it !Thanx alot! T.K.
T.K. <Swingonby.com>
Petaluma, CA USA - Monday, August 05, 2002 at 19:39:04 (PDT)
This "Higgo" character intrigues me. I usually only manage musical acts but if there is some way I can work with him in the future please let me know. What are your specialties, Mr. Higgo?
Jazz
SF, CA USA - Monday, August 05, 2002 at 11:19:14 (PDT)
I'm f***ing lactating again!!! will a member of the narrowbacks relieve the pressure.
higgo <titty leche.com>
USA - Wednesday, July 31, 2002 at 19:51:39 (PDT)
You retards really f-iing piss me off. Nice Hippie kid like Jazz tries to establish himself and you guys shut him down. Can't you show a little peace, love, and understanding for Nick Lowe's sake? BTW McHuge says the Narrowbacks suck
Higgo be the man <FatCity@Fat.com>
Fatville, Ca USA - Wednesday, July 31, 2002 at 15:12:16 (PDT)
Are you lads sure this isn't the Overlords new website? The pure shite messages are sounding a bit like the banter heard before, during, and after the matches out at the polo fields. One more thing-- take it easy "Bitchslap" ! We are all friends here! want to
Barney G. Esq. <porincreet.com>
USA - Tuesday, July 30, 2002 at 22:43:16 (PDT)
My Name is BitchSlap (My Dad used to bitch slap my Mom when she was pregnant with me) Yo Jazz - This is a chat board not a friggin' sales avenue! Do what all the other spamers do and send emails to all the addresses on a website and include no real 'remove' link. Now let's all get back to making fun of the band and each other.
BitchSlap Jones <YouTalkingToMe@all.com>
Lodi, CA USA - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 08:51:25 (PDT)
Hi to you and your guests. My name is Jazz (Mom liked jazz music). I recently got into the web site promotion business. Are you interested in some online marketing help with your site. I do search engine optimization, keyword marketing research, and pay per click management. In short, internet advertising. If interested, email me at delgato2002@hotmail.com.
Internet Marketing
San Francisco, Ca US - Friday, July 26, 2002 at 03:15:21 (PDT)
kerry was right on the rolling stones song
kerry <kerrywasright@stones>
USA - Saturday, July 20, 2002 at 17:43:07 (PDT)
In responding to all these windy postings I must quote what Disrali said to Gladstone "You are a sophisticated rhetorician inebriated by the exuberance of your own verbosity"! If any of you girly man S.I. morons need to know who these people are let me know. Remember we're all brothers. Bye for now
Caped Historian <bitterbutsmart@quotes.com>
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 19:42:30 (PDT)
I'M FUNNY. FLAT OUT I'VE GOT A GIFT.
web dude <imoncrack@work.com>
USA - Wednesday, July 17, 2002 at 15:40:25 (PDT)
Greetings to you and your guests. Love what you’ve done with your site. As an educator I can say you have great communication skills.teeth whitener
Catherine
La Mesa, Ca US - Monday, July 15, 2002 at 21:59:47 (PDT)
http://www.narrowback.com/bbq/bbq.htm
Webdude <info@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Monday, July 15, 2002 at 14:56:52 (PDT)
I've heard of the tribute band .....If you need a lead singer to yell out the songs I'm your manboy. I do not need any microphone. I'll wear that sexy number you like so well, Tom. (you know which one my little creampuff) Call me. PLEASE
Brian Spiers <Bitterendneeds you.com>
USA - Saturday, July 13, 2002 at 11:18:46 (PDT)
Wow! You’ve found yourself a great franchise business opportunity. Good luck! And great site by the way!
Cynthia
San Diego, Ca US - Friday, July 12, 2002 at 00:20:35 (PDT)
I nominate Pat Cronin for outer space. He should go there in the Russian vehicle instead of that N'Sync guy. Cronin in Orbit! Congratulations. Make us proud, Pat.
John F <johnfmanning68@hotmail.com>
SF, CA USA - Thursday, July 11, 2002 at 23:39:39 (PDT)
Is this the "Mighty Overlords" new web home ??? Or is it just a blashtid rumor?!??!! Fu#* off for now !!!
Barney G. Esq. <Porincreet.com>
Ballybllsht, Old-sod - Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 20:44:13 (PDT)
Sir George is on crack.
web guy <webguy>
USA - Thursday, June 27, 2002 at 09:00:40 (PDT)
Rod Stewart has informed me that you chaps are thinking of making, what you Americans call, a "comeback." Best of luck on this endeavour. However, the third version of your organisation should refrain from any "Beatle-esque" activities. Claiming to be "... bigger than Jesus..." is out of the question. Unless of course you are referring to the weight of a Latino friend named “Jesus.” In which case, you are quite correct. Playing a rooftop concert is strictly prohibited more so from a structural standpoint than a legal one. Finally, traveling to India to play sitar with Ravi Shankar is also completely out of the question. As I understand it, you four gentlemen are not allowed across the pond after some less than exemplary behavior in Italy recently. The Italian Board of Tourism is still wondering what exactly “Fat Free Ranch” is actually. Please be you if at all possible with the exception of that “Ranch” fellow. Best of luck and cheers! - Sir George
Sir George Martin <sirgeorge@georgemartinpresents.com>
Liverpool, England, Great Britain - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:36:13 (PDT)
If it weren't for morons, we'd have no site at all. Keep posting, you four friggin' retards!
Webdude
SF, USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:09:09 (PDT)
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efwf
USA - Wednesday, June 26, 2002 at 11:08:12 (PDT)
Me no like spamers
Web Guy
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 13:40:18 (PST)
Why do you let some moron on our message center..... TOM........no rather web guy...... come on PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE At least some quality control...... The four people to log on to this loser site deserve it...... THANKS
giddy up <giddyuptom>
sf, USA - Tuesday, June 25, 2002 at 19:24:58 (PDT)
Giddy Up!
tom
anytown, USA - Thursday, June 20, 2002 at 15:51:55 (PDT)
you people suck
tom <kramer.com>
anytown, USA - Wednesday, June 19, 2002 at 21:13:25 (PDT)
Hey where is that sexy bass player? I need him for my next flick. He can play my sidekick. Seems like stuperman and Batman are busy. We'll bust right into the US market. YEA BABY YEA
Mike Meyers <shagme.com>
London, UK - Friday, June 07, 2002 at 12:57:30 (PDT)
Hey Batman that really was me. Remember your still my bitch, your cape is only a cheap imitation.
Uber Man <Uber@bluehair.com>
USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 19:49:05 (PDT)
You sign soooper man but I know you. I'm sick of Robbie, the boy wonder, and Robbie's sick of schultzie....son I want a real man, an old man , a grey man COME AND GET IT !!!!!!
BATMAN <batdoesrob@thecave>
Gothum City, USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 19:25:22 (PDT)
HEY EDmund........ YOUR SISTER.....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
higgs <hig4mayor@SF>
San Francisco, Ca USA - Thursday, June 06, 2002 at 19:20:32 (PDT)
F**K you limey scumbag. Go invade the Falklands or knight some other faggot musician you loser Brit. I hate all hooligan, jackass Euro fags, except for the great Rod Stewart.
Sooooper Mano
USA - Monday, June 03, 2002 at 20:29:44 (PDT)
My name is Edmund Marco and it's a pleasure to sign your guest book. I work for an advertising agency in London. Our agency represents direct marketing companies that are involved in the marketing of products as seen on TV in England. Most of the infomercial products come from the U.S. but then again we export our talents as well. My brother has appeared in infomercials in the U.S. advertising various products. I think it's hilarious that English people respond so well to American products while Americans tend to respond well to sales people who have an English accent!
Edmund
London, Kent England - Monday, June 03, 2002 at 02:47:50 (PDT)
is this thing on?
webmaster
USA - Sunday, June 02, 2002 at 20:31:04 (PDT)
No insults here, nice site
Dan
USA - Tuesday, May 14, 2002 at 18:01:24 (PDT)
what site is this anyway?
Lawry
Louisville, KY USA - Friday, May 10, 2002 at 09:09:04 (PDT)
Does this thing work?
Webmaster <webby@whatever.com>
USA - Thursday, May 09, 2002 at 21:39:04 (PDT)
That's what I talk about!
Long Duck Dong
SF, USA - Friday, April 26, 2002 at 01:16:36 (PDT)
I would please like to offer my soccer talents to any team. I am sorry to inform you all that I will not EVER play for any team that the STUPERMAN is involved with. Furthermore when I accepted the invitation to play with stuperman I thought I would be playing with his big left ball. But as I found out it has been deflated.
Kevin Reavey <Therevoisgreat@soccer>
Anytown, Anywhere - Thursday, April 18, 2002 at 16:50:35 (PDT)
Mr. Uberbitch Franz In the Fatherland I am referred to as Uberman, you ignorant jackass. As for smelly fat broads; there plenty here as my sidebitch Dirt will attest to. bye-bye for now
Uberman <uber@schnitzel.com>
Hamburg, Nazi Kaiserville - Thursday, April 11, 2002 at 20:53:49 (PDT)
I would like all you sissy 40somethings to cum to Germany. We have food, drink and old smelly fat broads for you. Superman has been a card carrying member of our club for years. If you don't like our OldMen@play, There is our sister club OldMen@play/themselves that you are able to join. Dirt(superman's sidebitch) is a founding member.
Franz Mulier <OldMen@play>
USA - Wednesday, April 10, 2002 at 13:12:40 (PDT)
REEEEEEEEEVOOOOO IS SIGNED WITH THE BITTER END SQUAD YOU STUPID, IGNORANT PUSSIES. WHEN YOU GET YOUR GAY BAND BACK TOGETHER GIVE ME A CALL SO I CAN LAUGH. HA HA HA. FORK YOU!! I'D BE WILLING TO WAGER THAT OUR SQUAD OF GERIATRICS COULD WHIP THE GAYLORDS IN A GAME. WHAT DO YOU THINK??????? SOOOOOOOOPER MANNNNNNOOOOOO
narrowbacks are my bitches <same as above >
USA - Sunday, March 31, 2002 at 21:05:44 (PST)
Hey Spiers. When you get some real men on your team let me know. We were worried that you were going to draft those crafty overlords but it looks like they've abandoned you as well. They drink in our pub for fuck sakes. This is our time baby and you won't get in our way. All the glory as well as all the play MUST go through the REVO!
The Revo <AllThruTheReve@limey.com>
Liverpool, England - Friday, March 29, 2002 at 16:55:09 (PST)
Me no like spamers
Web Guy
USA - Friday, March 22, 2002 at 13:40:18 (PST)
Ya know lads it's sad to see not one comment in weeks! So I'm going to start with this "I understand that superman is quite the pussy when it comes soccer and foundations" That is all for now.
Barney Googan Esq. <Porinconcreet@fowndation.com>
S.F., ? ? - Friday, March 15, 2002 at 21:48:50 (PST)
aahhh...OK.
Angry Guy <whatthe@hell.com>
SF, CA USA - Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 19:01:31 (PST)
"Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy." The Eagles. My favorite quote.
Catherine Lake
Los Angeles, CA USA - Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 20:15:12 (PST)
Screw You and the Eggs.
More Angry than the Anrgy Gut
Screw Tahoe, FU USA - Friday, February 15, 2002 at 16:16:39 (PST)
No posts on this board anymore?? First the eggs this morning, now this!
Angry Guy
Lake Tahoe, CA USA - Friday, February 15, 2002 at 13:31:03 (PST)
When are you guys going to play my local the Lucky 13? Superman (and I do mean SUPER) told me all about you young attractive boys. Speaking of young boys, whatever happened to that salt-n-peppa haired dynamo name Eugene ? The boys used to refer to him as Huge-ene. I hear he's off the market. I'm not worried, he'll be back and when he does I'll be behind him 100 percent. "Ta" for now!
Neil Bobson <cumingright@you.com>
SF - Castro, USA - Saturday, January 05, 2002 at 15:34:14 (PST)
When is the Narrowback VH1 Behind the Music special coming out? Stories of the group's alcohol and drug problems, ego conflicts, and being ripped off by bar owners throughout the city would seem a perfect fit for the small screen. Any meetings with Lief Garrett in the park however can be left out. All Rod Stewart brushes with greatness (or homosexuality) should be mentioned though.
Lonely Guy
USA - Monday, December 31, 2001 at 10:10:00 (PST)
Dear Nancys, Though you are no Rod Stewart, the bear jamboree must make a return. Make up your minds before one of you gets shot by some guy trying to impress Jody Foster.
Brian Spears <bspears@superman.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Friday, December 28, 2001 at 12:50:10 (PST)
PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER I WANT YOU MEN
everyman
USA - Tuesday, December 25, 2001 at 11:47:26 (PST)
What do I want for Chirstmas? I want the Narrowbacks to play again. The social scene in SF has really gone downhill since they stopped playing. Time for a reunion tour and a live album: The Narrowbacks Live at Budokan or The Narrowbacks Double Live Gonzo. Something!
Everyman
San Francisco, CA USA - Monday, December 24, 2001 at 11:21:56 (PST)
The Bitter End is so 20th Century. Get into the new century! All of my good looking friends hang out and the Blackthorn and Joxers.
Good Lookin' Chick
USA - Friday, December 14, 2001 at 17:59:21 (PST)
I will track you people down that try to steaL MY BOYFRIENDS at the Bitter End. Superman's end is far from bitter. It is sweet as a peach.
Sam Spade <Alloveryouract@BITTEREND.com>
USA - Friday, December 07, 2001 at 17:19:38 (PST)
http://www.craigslist.org/sfo/mis/2220726.html Were You At The Bitter End Last Night ? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Reply to: anon-2220726@craigslist.org Date: Wed Nov 21 13:54:50 2001 Hello - I saw you last night (Tuesday) at the Bitter End - you were slim, very attractive, dark blue jeans, long brown hair, with a group of friends that were celebrating someone's birthday, from what I overheard. I was sitting with a group of friends near the bar, black hair, wearing a brown/tan lumberjack shirt. We exchanged glances several times. I know this is a looong shot but if by a million to one chance you read this, remember me and want to email me, by all means go ahead! it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Man in Heat
USA - Wednesday, November 21, 2001 at 17:40:01 (PST)
It has come to my attention that a bunch of the Underlords' College Prepatory contigent is paying in their annual wanna be rich boy Alumni game. Maybe they can get some of their rich classmates to buy some decent young soccer players, so the the Underlords might actually win a few games and stop embarassing themselves.
Rod Stewart's Younger Brother
Bitterville, Ca USA - Wednesday, November 21, 2001 at 10:03:25 (PST)
I understand the OverLords have turned things around with the guidance of their new 'interim' manager. Seems the old manager couldn't handle the workload despite having 21 free days a month. Those who can, do. Those who can't, play...I guess. I'll be watching your next few games closely.
Lionel Bienvenu
USA - Friday, November 02, 2001 at 12:17:35 (PST)
Stay in Ireland, we've heard your big ass brother can really flop.
INS
ANYTOWN, USA - Tuesday, October 23, 2001 at 16:08:17 (PDT)
There is no way so stop those speed demons.
superman
USA - Thursday, October 11, 2001 at 22:14:25 (PDT)
how can you stop those two forwards with the hubba-bubba butts? we did everything we could, but they just kept coming after us. the only sweeper i know that could have shut them down was a rickety old cheap-shot artist from up in st. brendan's parish. we're thinking about signing him just so he can take out the brothers with the giant backyards.
Vinnie Van go <kicky@academyofart.com>
sf, ca USA - Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 08:41:30 (PDT)
Main Entry: strik·er Pronunciation: 'strI-k&r Function: noun Date: 1581 1 : one that strikes : as a : a player in any of several games who is striking or attempting to strike a ball b : the hammer of the striking mechanism of a clock or watch c : a blacksmith's helper who swings the sledgehammer d : Thomas or Michael McKeon
Webster's Dictionary <word@M-W.COM>
USA - Tuesday, October 09, 2001 at 08:03:42 (PDT)
Now my boys.........they're funny.
Mrs. McKeon <sorryboutmysons@soccer>
USA - Monday, October 08, 2001 at 17:35:01 (PDT)
Con who?? The McKeons are the goal scoring machines yet again.
Big Overlord Fan
SF, CA USA - Monday, October 08, 2001 at 15:05:05 (PDT)
That IS funny. You know what else is funny...If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
Jack Handy
USA - Monday, October 08, 2001 at 10:46:22 (PDT)
I woke up one morning not knowing who was sleeping with me. I pretended to be sleeping until the stanger left. I saw him getting up and he was a big black man. That is why I was so sore. Nine months later Jack was born. That's funny.
Jack's Mom <Jacksmom@AOL>
USA - Monday, October 08, 2001 at 09:44:28 (PDT)
Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground. You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground. So you give it a good kick, but you lose your balance and go skidding down the hill toward the pool. Then out comes a big Hawaiian man who was screwing his wife beside the pool because they thought it was real pretty. He tells you to get out of there, but you start faking it, like you're talking Hawaiian, and then he gets mad and chases you...
Jack Handy
Any Town, USA - Thursday, October 04, 2001 at 12:14:47 (PDT)
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun."
Jack Handy
Any Town, USA - Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 13:10:44 (PDT)
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
Jack Handy
Any Town, USA - Wednesday, October 03, 2001 at 10:44:53 (PDT)
Get back together. We have a date for you rock n rollers. Have SUPERMAN front the band. F%$###@ your brother he's just a lazy fireman. We will need you to play last so that we can clear the place out in time.
Steve Anderson <Nite@TheFillmore>
USA - Sunday, September 23, 2001 at 22:54:43 (PDT)
Hello? Anyone there?
Fireman
SF, USA - Thursday, September 20, 2001 at 15:55:48 (PDT)
Damn you guys........you found me out I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN'T DENY........I like blue hair people too.
Con Lucey <ConLucey@irsmart>
USA - Wednesday, September 05, 2001 at 13:21:46 (PDT)
Can't get around him? You mean can't catch him. According to the league records T McKeon has been a goal scoring machine.
Chris Billington
USA - Friday, August 31, 2001 at 08:56:07 (PDT)
When you start talking about Schulzie-me-boy's hinny please let me know.
Robbie BMW
SF, CA USA - Friday, August 31, 2001 at 08:49:02 (PDT)
How could anyone see the Mckeons hindquarters when the both have a lazy-boy strapped to their backs at all times. The greatest difficulty out latin soccer club has is trying to get around those two sloth like winnebegos.
Arturo Gomez <arturo@wetback.com>
S.F. Mission, USA - Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 16:49:32 (PDT)
You illiterate Yanks are bursting me flaps. Now feck off!!
Mick O'McSpud
Dublin, Hill 16, Drunk IRE - Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 16:41:47 (PDT)
that last feeble imitation of the great one Brian Spiers was actually me. notice the idiotic way that I wrote that. oh well my dad paid for S.I. and U.S.F. i'm actually one of the smarter fireman and i actually do like the mckeon hindquarters not bad and easy to run down.
Con Lucey <irsmart.com>
USA - Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 14:39:52 (PDT)
I will have to reBUTT. My establishments are no longer visited by people with alternative lifestyles. I will have to admit that they sometimes have to walk through the bar to get to my office. Why do you think the office is behind the band. Those McKeons MUST work out. Though, I do like the little junk in thier trunk. Don't be mad at me because you want to be me.
Brian Spiers <Takeyourmoney@Construction.com>
Anytown, USA - Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 11:14:13 (PDT)
The Crusader guy is FUUUUUNNNNNNNNY
Higgo
USA - Thursday, August 30, 2001 at 10:41:44 (PDT)
Dear Narrowbacks, I was in San Francisco last year filming the Matrix II and caught a part of your Holloween show at some place called "the Bigger End." It was a dingy watering hole that reminded me of a post-apocalyptic outhouse. Anyway, why were you guys upstairs? I thought the rather feeble minded owner was crazy to place such a talented band up in the loft. Was he/she afraid that decent looking women might actually walk into that dreary drinkery? Also, you should probably lose the bony, gray-haired "go-go" dancer in the Superman costume. He seemed to lack any sort of rhythm or sex appeal. Besides, he could have fallen and broken his hip. Rather frail looking, if you ask me. Anyway, hope you to see a re-union tour soon.
Keanu Reeves <keanu@dogstar.com>
Los Angeles, CA USA - Wednesday, August 29, 2001 at 12:51:52 (PDT)
BLOW ME
Crusader Rabbitt@cherrystomper.com
USA - Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 18:08:11 (PDT)
At least someone figured out how to use lower case letters. Didn't Brother Condon teach them Riordan students how to type? Or are they using the other hand for something else?
Higgo <ILoveEmFat.com>
USA - Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 16:52:06 (PDT)
What's this I keep hearing about Bitter End? It appears to be a cauldron of drugs and alternative-lifestyle sex with a whole heap of money going in and out of there. So much money in fact that this Spiers was able to open another den of sin called the Lucky 13. The Spiers and Magee characters are like Steve Rubell and Ian Schrager of Studio 54 - they too tried to pull wool over our eyes with their similarly run nightclub in the early 80's but we sent the bastards to jail for tax evasion. We're watching very closely...
Saul Shylock - IRS Investigator <saul@irs.gov>
D.C., USA - Tuesday, August 28, 2001 at 09:32:38 (PDT)
I ALWAYS WANTED TO SING FOR A BAND WHERE I WOULD BE CONSIDERED THE MAIN STUD. YOU GUYS WOULD BE PERFECT.
BOY GEORGE
USA - Monday, August 27, 2001 at 21:32:37 (PDT)
LEAD SINGER? I NEVER NOTICED
tired fan
USA - Monday, August 27, 2001 at 21:22:58 (PDT)
RUSSELL DON'T DO IT. SPIERS IS ALWAY HANGING AROUND THE BAND. HIS LITTLE SO CALLED OFFICE IS RIGHT BEHIND THE FREAKING STAGE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A GIG EVER SINCE I GOT BOOTED OFF VAN HALEN. NARROWBACKS WERE MY FIRST CHOICE HOWEVER I TREMBLE OVER THIS MANS MAGNETISM. ITS ALMOST AS IF HE'S SUPERMAN.
SAMMY HAGAR <SAM@UNEMPLOYEDSINGER.COM>
USA - Monday, August 27, 2001 at 14:12:32 (PDT)
UNDERSTAND YOUR LOOKING FOR A SINGER MATE. I'M IN TOWN RIGHT NOW AND WAS ON A BIT OF A WALK ABOUT AND HEARD THE RUMOURS THAT YOUR CURRENT SINGER (SIBLING) QUIT THE BAND OVER ARTISTIC DIFFERENCES. WHAT A BLEEDIN PUFFTER (FAG). LOVE TO GET A GIG WITH YOU BLOKES ESPECIALLY IF ITS AT THAT ROCK N ROLL PALACE "THE BITTER END". ONE THING HOWEVER, IF THAT CROCODILE HUNTER BRIAN SPIERS SHOWS UP ITS NO GO MATE. THE GIRLS WILL BE SQUEALING OVER HIM AND I MOST DEFINTELEY WILL SOIL MY MANLY REPUTATION. APPARENTLY ROD STEWART STILL HASN'T GOTTEN OVER THAT HUMILIATION. THAT FELLOW SPIERS IS A PILE OF SHIT AND WOMEN ARE FLIES. INTIMIDATING!!!!!!!
RUSSELL CROWE <RUSS@SURLYAUSSIE.COM>
USA - Monday, August 27, 2001 at 14:06:01 (PDT)
STUPERMAN WHERE HAVE YOU'VE BEEN......I'M BIG , I'M SWEATY, I WANT YOU........YOU'RE DAMN SEXY
iamawalrus <iamtheeggman@coocoocachew>
USA - Tuesday, July 31, 2001 at 22:34:36 (PDT)
I CAN FLAT OUT SING. I'VE GOT THE GIFT.
Con Lucey <IAMTHEONE@THEMIC.COM>
USA - Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 13:03:43 (PDT)
Sing me a song I'm a guitarman, sing me a song tonite.
mike mckeon <icanflatoutsing,com>
calistoga, ca USA - Wednesday, July 25, 2001 at 13:02:01 (PDT)
Don't do that. You'll just make Mongo mad.
Mongo the Bouncer <mongo@mitchellbros.com>
SA, CA USA - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 16:47:49 (PDT)
I'm kind of turned on my you. Can I lick your package?
Mongo lover
USA - Friday, July 06, 2001 at 14:32:46 (PDT)
Britney found both your condom and your $1.69 stuffed down her panties, along with your high school ring and some pork rind crumbs. I guess you got a bit carried away. I'll leave them, sans pork rinds, with Bruno at the front door.
Mongo the Bouncer <mongo@mitchellbros.com>
SF, CA USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 17:30:33 (PDT)
Mongo, I just dropped a chop the size of Candi. I ain't so fat no more. I'll be by later to pick up the wallet. Is my spare condom and $1.69 still in there?
Higgo
Not so Fat City, USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 15:42:07 (PDT)
Higgo - You left your wallet in back row of the theater again. I assume you'll stop by on your lunch break as usual to pick it up. By the way, Candi decided not to press charges against you after all.
Mongo the Bouncer <mongo@mitchellbros.com>
SF, CA USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 13:31:29 (PDT)
I have not visited this website in a while, and must tell you gentlemen that I find your lowbrow humor quite repugnant. ...Now please clean up your acts and remember that children can view the vile that you spew. Living large in fat city....Higgo
Mark Higgins
Fat City, USA - Tuesday, July 03, 2001 at 12:06:55 (PDT)
Are you sure its not Innocent Bi-Sexual.Your attraction to Superman is quite obvious.
QUEERIFIC <Q@GAYNESS.COM>
USA - Saturday, June 30, 2001 at 08:46:48 (PDT)
As sweet as Jack's ass, Stuperman?
Innocent Bi-Stander
SSF, CA USA - Friday, June 29, 2001 at 15:35:30 (PDT)
Its getting warm in here. There's a couple of jackasses turning up the heat. Vengeance will be sweet.
SOUP <MANOFSTEEL.COM>
USA - Wednesday, June 20, 2001 at 19:26:40 (PDT)
What's the matter StuperMan, mouth full? Like you have something better to do than respond? If I had a glove ( a gauntlet if you will) I'd slap your face and toss it at your feet right about now...
Innocent Bi-Stander
SSF, CA USA - Wednesday, June 20, 2001 at 17:17:23 (PDT)
extremeley weak stuff. lame chatter. no response necessary..............YET!
youknowwho <superior.com>
krypton, third galaxy - Wednesday, June 20, 2001 at 16:47:52 (PDT)
Superman plays the male organ. I can vouch for that!
Backdoor Bob <meatyou@pluggerslane.com>
SF, CA USA - Wednesday, June 20, 2001 at 10:18:27 (PDT)
SUPERMAN CAN SING, PLAY THE BASS AND DRUMS AT THE SAME TIME! SIGN ME UP TALK TO MY AGENT.
quitter <iquit@quitter.com>
giveup, bye USA - Tuesday, June 19, 2001 at 10:14:56 (PDT)
Thats WHO dummie..........WELCOME TO OUR WORLD JOHN JOHN
STUPIDERMAN <BITTER MAN>
USA - Friday, June 01, 2001 at 21:22:14 (PDT)
HOW I'VE CHASED OUT THE DOOR.....
STUPERMAN <BITTERUTILLTHEEND>
USA - Friday, June 01, 2001 at 21:19:34 (PDT)
To all the girls I''ve loved before...
John Greene <bachelor4tonight@hotmale.com>
SF, CA USA - Friday, June 01, 2001 at 19:58:03 (PDT)
TWO FOOTPRINTS AND A DRAGMARK
SOOOOOPERMAN <SOOOOP@ANTEATER.COM>
USA - Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 20:58:16 (PDT)
this type of nasty banter is typical of those men who's penises aren't quite measuring up. turn your anger into love and we'll all be better off
unamused bystander
USA - Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 20:35:45 (PDT)
su.per.man (soo'per man') noun. pl. 1. an apparently superhuman man 2. greater than normal human beings 3. superior in intelligence, physical attributes and general manliness (opposite of narrowback)
webster <webster@dictionary.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 20:29:06 (PDT)
nar.row.back (nar'o bak) noun. 1. small in width and manliness. not wide, not manly, girl like 2. limited in outlook, limited in talent 3. barely enough back to qualify as male, almost a he-she. 4. musically inept, not athletic, narrow in most manly attributes 5. limited
Webster <websters dict.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 20:21:12 (PDT)
Who's older, Brian Spiers or Rod Stewart?
Soccer loser
USA - Wednesday, May 30, 2001 at 09:35:09 (PDT)
Go play soccer with your buddy Rod! The Overlords don't need any (more) hotheaded cottonheads on the team.
Mr. I-Speak-for-All-of-us <fu@hotman.com>
USA - Thursday, May 24, 2001 at 11:27:06 (PDT)
I THINK YOU NEED A GOOD SOCCER PLAYER ON THE OVERLORDS..........I'M READY!!!!!!
bitter <end@loser>
USA - Wednesday, May 23, 2001 at 23:18:39 (PDT)
higgs you're the man
higgs <higgsisking@tahoe>
USA - Monday, May 14, 2001 at 21:20:10 (PDT)
Good luck in Tahoe, John Greene.
Alfalfa <alfalfa@He-ManWomanHatersClub.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 09, 2001 at 14:45:43 (PDT)
Okay, who is using my moniker? I have no need for this crap!!!!!!! Fat rules
Higgo <FatisGoodmayoisBetter.com>
Fatville, USA - Monday, May 07, 2001 at 16:05:18 (PDT)
Yuppie huh. Bring on that noise. Me and my peeps won't stand for disrespect from some upper sunset hoods, Sick, Demented Individuals (SDI). So brrrrrrrriiiiinnnnnnng it on!
19U <Longsickness&Suddendeath@thetwins>
USA - Friday, May 04, 2001 at 12:46:22 (PDT)
I'd rather be getting my ass kicked at the Blackthorn than sitting on it peacefully at the Bitter End-Up. What's up with that place? Trivia night? Give me a f*cking break. They pretend to be 'neighborhood' but they cater to trivia playing yuppies. Think it's time that me a couple of the Bros go over there to clear the place out, like we do back in the 'set. Peace.
SDI drone
SF, CA USA - Friday, May 04, 2001 at 10:03:55 (PDT)
CAN I BE IN YOUR MOSH PIT? I ALWAYS LOVE RUBBING UP ONTO MY FRIENDS DATES.
higgs <higgyformayor.com>
USA - Wednesday, May 02, 2001 at 09:29:50 (PDT)
I WONDER IF SHITTY WERKER IS WHO I THINK IT IS. OH YEAH CHECK THE PUNCTUATION, GRAMMAR AND SPELLING. A NO BRAINER. ARE THE NARROWBACKS THE NEW SEX PISTOLS??? QUITE A VIOLENT PATTERN AT THEIR SHOWS. THOMAS LET HIS ON STAGE PERSONA AS A VIOLENT, SELF-LOATHING, BROODING ROCK GUITARIST SPILL OVER INTO HIS OTHER ROLE AS AN INJURED SOCCER PLAYER AND VERBALLY ASSAULTED A POOR SOCCER REFEREE RESULTING IN HIS EJECTION. COULD IT BE TIME TO CALL FOR AN INTERVENTION?? CAN YOU IMAGINE A REFERREE THROWING EUGENE McQUIRE OUT OF A GAME??? THE BAR FIGHT SEEMED PRECIPITATED BY SOME ANGRY SUNSET THUGS WHEN THEIR ALLEGED DATES WERE SEEN LIVERDANCING WITH THE BLUE HAIRED FELLOW!!! OTHER THAN MIKE'S DRIVING BASS BEAT THE BAND SEEMS TO BE SLIPPING INTO MEDIOCRITY. MAYBE A CHANGE IN VENUE WOULD HELP. JUST SOME OBSERVATIONS. REMEMBER WERE ALL BROTHERS.
NUTTY PROFFESSOR
USA - Tuesday, May 01, 2001 at 09:31:08 (PDT)
I heard a band played at fight nite in BLACKTHORN. I hope the music didn't wreck the fights. I can't wait for your next fight nite. PLEASE keep in touch, I'd to be one of those ring girls. Twotonsoffun is a very close friend and she would love to carry the round card and a smile. She is all over superman, and the band if you SI cherries can handle it. Until the next fight.......... keep your head down and swing for the body.
Sitty Werker <getpaid@yourexpense>
SANFRANCISCO, CA USA - Monday, April 30, 2001 at 22:43:19 (PDT)
I don't like being impersonated again. This perpatrator will be found and punished. As far as the Saturday Night Hooligan Extravaganza; a close friend of mine was there and I got a full report.
TheRealSuperman
USA - Monday, April 30, 2001 at 18:06:51 (PDT)
i happened into the blackthorn tavern on saturday night and to my surprise, the narrowbacks were playing. i had seen them previously at the bitter end and they were special. however, something seemed to be missing at this latest gig. no disco ball, no smoke machine, no ambience, no cool owners, and most of all, NO SUPERMAN.
disgruntles goupie
USA - Monday, April 30, 2001 at 16:40:23 (PDT)
How about Literacy night for all the morons that can't spell,punctuate or make any sense at all. This seems to make up the majority of your loyal following. (S.I. education seems to be the common thread). Homophobic, lily white, girly man Saint Ignatius graduates. Some things never change. Higgo you know what I mean?? In case you haven't heard the City workers will soon be able to get a sex change operation (addadicktome) as a health benefit. This should allow many of you to achieve happiness and mental health in the gender pool that you should already have been placed in. Spastic, punctuation challenged Fireman do qualify. Remember were all brothers.
nutty professor <huevos.com>
USA - Friday, April 27, 2001 at 13:32:46 (PDT)
What about the children for Christ's sakes?
Jerry Lewis <jer@kids.com>
Vegas Baby, NV USA - Friday, April 27, 2001 at 13:00:50 (PDT)
When will there be a testicular cancer night? Equal time people - Long live John Starks and John Kruk ---- Nuts to you
Hondo
USA - Friday, April 27, 2001 at 11:05:02 (PDT)
oohhhhhhhh, I wet myself in anticipation. Bring the Crisco, Superman, You're going to need to grease this pig
Rotunda
fatville, USA - Tuesday, April 24, 2001 at 14:01:00 (PDT)
I need to know. WILL SUPERMAN BE THERE?
Lois Lane <Lois@superheroe.com>
USA - Tuesday, April 24, 2001 at 10:02:45 (PDT)
I've been robbed of my own identity. Whoever you are BEWARE. You are a shallow, evil, pathetic loser. (probably went to Saint Ignatius). By the way rotunda is still mine; none of you little turncoat cherries could ever fill her crack with your inadequate anatomy. Walk a mile in my THONG mister; than you'll know what its like to be me. Go Saturday night and sing your girly man songs in the enemy camp. I'll be at the Bitter End with my manly partner Magee doing around the world with Rotunda. (its quite a journey)
Brian Spiers <therealbrianspiers.com>
USA - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 20:12:08 (PDT)
Who proof reads your emails? An SI college PREPatory grad?
Rotunda <RollsandRollsofFunandExcitement.com>
USA - Monday, April 23, 2001 at 15:16:55 (PDT)
TWO TONS OF FUN HAS BEEN AT MY PLACE. SHE'S WORN OUT HER WELCOME AND MY LOYAL PATRONS (INCLUDING SOME OVERLORD SINGING GIRLY BOYS) SO BLACKTHORN YOU HAVE A CRACK AT HER. OH, YEA, SHE'S WITH THE BAND.
BRIAN SPIERS <ICEROOMCORP.COM>
USA - Friday, April 20, 2001 at 23:17:39 (PDT)
Too Much Woman, I will meet you there. I will be the other over developed woman in attendance. Maybe we can find this Big Nutted gut and have a threesome with the onesome.
Rotunda <Ilike-a-thebigwomen.com>
USA - Monday, April 16, 2001 at 16:18:54 (PDT)
I really am looking forward to seeing this show on the 28th, however, from the sounds of these messages I have been reading it sounds like it is going to be a big scrotum fest. do I really want to subject myself to that? I just want to hear some good music, sans the nuts!!
mitzie <toomuchwoman.com>
sf, ca USA - Wednesday, April 11, 2001 at 19:39:18 (PDT)
I want to meet big ball
Wendy Sloppycakes
USA - Monday, April 09, 2001 at 15:07:11 (PDT)
Shouldn't that be Big Ball (singular)??
Juan Hunglow <medicineball@thong.com>
USA - Sunday, April 08, 2001 at 13:18:31 (PDT)
We like nuts too. Our favorite song is Big Balls by AC DC. Happy anniversery to all Big Balls fans.
The Band <info@narrowback.com>
USA - Sunday, April 08, 2001 at 13:03:38 (PDT)
I had no idea this is the one year anniversery. Thanks for tne MAMMORIES.
Superman <Supe@kryptonite/nuts.com>
USA - Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 17:23:08 (PDT)
...I spoke too soon.
The Band <info@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 16:33:18 (PDT)
I love big nuts
Rotunda
USA - Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 15:15:27 (PDT)
The NarrowBack Message board is one year old today. (All that time and not one damn message worth reading).
The Band <info@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Wednesday, April 04, 2001 at 03:46:57 (PDT)
Benefit?? How about testicular reduction research. A very common side effect of the kamikaze style of soccer exhibited by some of the real men that frequent the Bitter End is grossly enlarged gonads............... but I guess none of the Nancy's; I mean Narrowbacks suffer from such a debilitating condition. You'd need some cahones to start with. Men have issues too!!! Remember were all brothers.
Nutty Proffessor <mailto:nutty%20proffessor@scotumscience.com>
USA - Tuesday, April 03, 2001 at 13:30:17 (PDT)
I just wanna know if that sexy piece of meat, Higgo, will be there. ,............Yum Yum Give-a ME Some........Here I come big boy.....I'm going to rock your world
Rotunda <AllYouCanHandle.Com>
All Over The Place, ca USA - Tuesday, April 03, 2001 at 12:34:26 (PDT)
I was not aware of your that your event was for breast cancer and in no means want to take your valuable fans away from an event for such a worthy cause. but how bout this. Why don't you have it at the Bitter End and have that fantastic disk spinner, the master of the mike, Wild Will Lucey playing some slammin Ruport Holmes tunes along with the sultry sounds of ABBA. Your band can jam during his breaks. One you won't bust an eardrum goin to the bathroom as you would at the Thorn and two, some quality music will be played with out the fire marshall getting involved.
Bitter Endertainment <thebell@itringith.com>
S.F., CA USA - Tuesday, April 03, 2001 at 07:37:10 (PDT)
I'd love those hanging over my head......both
Bitter Endertainment <thebell@itringsoverandover>
USA - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 22:22:27 (PDT)
Did I mention that the show is a benefit for breast cancer research? Well it is. So any counter offers you come up with to lure away our loyal fans on April 28th will not just be an injustice to the band -it will be an injustice to womankind! Do you really want that hanging over your bar...er...I mean head? The next benefit may be for your morally-bankrupt soul. Go in peace.
Tom McKeon <info@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 17:18:57 (PDT)
April 28th performance at the Blacktorn of all places. Listen to the bell narrowbacks because it tolls for thee. Details to come.
Bitter Endertainment <thebell@itringith.com>
S.F., CA USA - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 11:51:40 (PDT)
Hey, Who friggin' cares?
Hymie McPhoney
USA - Monday, April 02, 2001 at 10:02:19 (PDT)
Next show is April 28, 2001, Blackthorn Tavern - 834 Irving, SF
The Band <info@narrowback.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Sunday, April 01, 2001 at 12:14:07 (PDT)
I've seen ye guys. Fuckin' brilliant! Great craic. Hello to Vin, Kathy and the lads.
Jerry O'Mahoney
Clonmel, Ireland - Friday, March 30, 2001 at 22:33:31 (PST)

youallsuck@soccer.com, you have some nerve. What is your problem with homosexuals and civil "servents"? (Nice spelling by the way, how was you five and half years at Lincoln High School?) Have you been listening to Eminem, idiot? Do you think anyone cares about you silly little soccer matches? Retire already, stop kidding yourself you're an athlete and go coach some girls, for they are the only future of American soccer.
Offended
USA - Friday, March 23, 2001 at 16:17:13 (PST)


Is this thing still on? Where are the ‘sentence fragment’ fireman and his older, bar-owning, testicularly fortified friend? Have the wives put them on restriction?
Concerned in San Fran <laughing@you.com>
San Fran, CA USA - Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 17:26:34 (PST)
We are now in the second div. and have a game at the Polo Fields on March 11,2001. 1 o,clock is the time. Be there cause those fag civil servents wont be.
lords <youallsuck@soccer.com>
sfsfl, USA - Tuesday, March 06, 2001 at 09:38:27 (PST)
I must admit, I can make no sense of that last message. Is my fat seeping into my brain?
Rotunda
USA - Monday, February 26, 2001 at 11:33:18 (PST)
Hey SUPERMAN My ex old lady loved the time you spent with her you monster.And SUNSHINE you rock. I love our song when we #$(*$... you know the song.....J.....WHEN THE LITES GO DOWN IN THE CITY......... you know where I go down Marc is my name .....playin is my game
Marc Rich <Free@ Last.com>
not telling, sha hah hah hah - Sunday, February 25, 2001 at 21:31:53 (PST)
I was wondering if you could have that little Higgins boy call me. I need some of his special loving. He's some kind of man. For that matter, any of you little runts will do as well. We can play "find the wet spot".
Rotunda <AllYouCanHandle.com>
USA - Wednesday, February 21, 2001 at 17:20:01 (PST)
OK--what is the deal with Feb17? I want an encore at the Bitter End. Whoever this person is that rained on my parade-please get a life!I was planning on incorporating my backgammon skills to the beat of the narrowbacks music--bet it has never ever been done. If this performance does materialize I am accepting challenges at a little backgammon--hey superman,are you up for it? I will wager that padding of yours-and boy is there a lot of it. Let's see what a superhero you really are without that dupa!!If not superman, then any man who thinks they can actually take on me and my game--I don't consider myself too much woman for nothing!!Roto-rooter experts welcome.
mitzie <toomuchwoman.overheated.com>
SF, CA USA - Saturday, February 10, 2001 at 19:07:02 (PST)
When say "Ride home", what are you implying exactly big boy? I hope that was not an obscene reference, you liberal bastard.
John Ashcroft
USA - Friday, February 02, 2001 at 18:41:02 (PST)
Hey thats my secret lover your talking about!!!!
Dirt <Dirt@nottobigforme.com>
USA - Friday, February 02, 2001 at 01:57:06 (PST)
I had to get a ride home from Twotonsoffun. Thanks
CON <Left@Tahoe.com>
USA - Thursday, February 01, 2001 at 21:53:29 (PST)
Did anyone get a chance to stick it to Rotunda?
John Ashcroft
Washington, DC USA - Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 18:30:53 (PST)
I coming to get you ASScroft!
Sen. Dianne Feinstein <hairhelmet@dc.com>
Washington, D.C, USA - Friday, January 26, 2001 at 01:26:14 (PST)
There's a new sheriff in town and he's pissed! That picture posted on your website recently of an obviously freaked out gender bender impersonating a peace officer with a pink six-shooter will not be tolerated. When he slips up "and he will slip up" my men will be there to incarcerate this anti-American and obvious Gore supporter. His time in jail will not be a pleasant experience and he'll never be able to sit down again on his savaged posterior. We're not sure about the other fellow in the picture. He's defineteley odd looking; however we don't yet know his level of involvement.
John Ashcroft <Ash@Bush>
USA - Tuesday, January 23, 2001 at 01:46:38 (PST)
The Superman I know wouldn't never pick on the misfortunate. So some people have trouble with spelling and grammar. Who are you or any of us to judge? For all we know the poor retard may just be mashing his hands against the keyboard and inadvertently hitting the 'enter' button - certainly seems that way. So let's get past this petty stuff and bring the focus of this message board back to where it belongs - Superman's right testicle.
Concerned fan
San Fran, CA USA - Sunday, January 21, 2001 at 18:15:45 (PST)
So I see there are some pathetic losers out their trying to soil my reputation. One ignorant individual has gone so far as to impersonate me in his non humorous e mails. Bad Breath? Scrawny? Homo Bathroom Pillaging? I laugh at such falsehoods. By the way the real Higgo would never resort to such low brow tactics. Some of these shenanigans smell of smokeeater/overlord. Grammar and spelling of a 5 year old retard is a dead give away every time. By the way you got a lot of nerve mocking superman for his bad breath. Maybe the reason you became a fireman is because you could put a FIVE ALARM INFERNO with the spray of gross saliva shooting out of you mouth every time you speak. Lets put an end to this nonsense. Remember were all brothers. Superman
Superman <authenticsuperheroe.com>
USA - Saturday, January 20, 2001 at 17:40:40 (PST)
You're a creep, Superman
Higgie Baby <BigDude.com>
Diamond Heights, Ca USA - Friday, January 19, 2001 at 00:56:22 (PST)
I'm NAKED, I'm NAKED, LOOK at me I'm NAKED.
Superman <Bigscrotum.com>
USA - Thursday, January 18, 2001 at 22:11:16 (PST)
Before I forget, if the McPeeons Shultziemyboy or Mulcareless even think of attending, you will be stopped at the border and pistolwiped. Thank you for your cooperation.
Officer Bob, Casino Serurity <Bob@Casino Police.com>
S. Lake Tahoe, NV USA - Wednesday, January 17, 2001 at 22:21:30 (PST)
My sources tell me that some of you jackasses are thinking about coming to my sleepy little town of South Lake Tahoe on Super Bowl weekend. Well think again! Our clientele are decent, law-abiding citizens who can do without your rowdiness and fancy-nancy Coors drinking. I will be watching you all very, very closely and when you slip up - and you WILL slip up- officer Bob will be there to shepherd you off to jail. You mess with "The Bob" and you'll get the horns...or something like that. Officer Bob "Putting Jackasses in Jail since 1972"
Officer Bob, Casino Security <bob@CasinoPolice.com>
S Lake Tahoe, NV USA - Sunday, January 14, 2001 at 20:31:12 (PST)
I'll kick you ass Superman. Martha get ready, I'm going to rock your world. Bring some vasoline or maybe some Quaker State. This is going to hurt.
Higgie Baby
USA - Friday, January 12, 2001 at 17:25:47 (PST)
i saw marty(marthathemonster)first ill fight you for her. She's meeting me up in Tahoe, anyone want to fight for her.......BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
superman <damnsexy,com>
USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 23:21:30 (PST)
BIG DUDE, I'M A BIG GIRL. LETS MAKE BIG BABIES.
marthathe moster <kevinneverreturnedmycalls@AOL.com>
USA - Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 19:12:23 (PST)
I can testify to Superman's bad breath. It is quite atrocious. In addition, I must say the malevolent comments on the board are quite disturbing. I would think that we could all strive to a higher intellectual purpose. Further, I find it quite unfortunate that someone would use "Adolf" as a moniker. This person should realize the carnage that Mr. Hitler brought onto the world. His vile acts should not be trivialized with humor of this type…………….. Now, to sum up, we have learned that the McKeon's stink in soccer, their band is horrible, and you all disgust me. Please work in improving yourselves and work on reducing your anger towards other people.
Mark Higgins <BigDude.com>
Diamond Heights, USA - Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 19:00:26 (PST)
Adolf is a moron. If you ever think that I think Tom should play co ed soccer ........ duh? He shouldn't even play men's! As for thr rest superman, the only thing super about you is your bad breath. Thank You for your time CON
CON <Ifailedinspeling.com>
USA - Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 06:43:24 (PST)
Adolf, What are you some kind of idiotic white Nazi racist? Thats not Jim Lucey writing in second grade level grammar but his jackass brother smokeater/overlord. He trying to say that Thomas McKeon should be allowed to play co-ed soccer. The whole thing is ridiculous. While Thomas is very gifted musically; He kind of does run like a chick. So whats the big deal? Superman
Superman <Kyrptoniteinmyundies.com>
USA - Tuesday, January 09, 2001 at 05:34:01 (PST)
I do not like to be critical, what in the hell was supposed to be the point of the last message?
Adolf
the Hospital for Mentals, Argentina - Monday, January 08, 2001 at 19:06:08 (PST)
I think Tom should be let play co-ed.
Jim Lucey <Mouth.com>
USA - Friday, January 05, 2001 at 16:55:45 (PST)
Hey, you cow...You stay away from my man. He has a full time job satisfying this BBW. He ain't got time for your skanky butt.
Erma "the Missing Link"
None of Your Business, USA - Wednesday, January 03, 2001 at 00:26:32 (PST)
I like 'em large. Come grab me on stage next time.
Mike the lead singer
SF, USA - Friday, December 29, 2000 at 00:59:01 (PST)
i really love the group keep it up and ill do the same for you. I've fallen for the lead singer, BIG TIME. Next time you studs play please make sure there is a buffet table near. I have a bit of a thyrode problem and become weak. Thanks again for the countless dreams you've given me. YOUR BIGGEST FAN
martha the monster <BWW@large>
USA - Wednesday, December 27, 2000 at 17:28:59 (PST)
Disgruntled Fan, You are an annoyance. Never post here again. Only those professing blind allegiance to the Narrowbacks are allowed to grace this website. Now go away you pathetic, soulless, loser.
Narrowback Management <Veryrich.com>
Las Vegas, NV USA - Tuesday, December 26, 2000 at 17:45:32 (PST)
Does the Blackthorn Tavern have a disco ball? strobe lighting? fog machine? any superheroes? authentic rock stars? Just asking.
Disgruntled Fan
USA - Monday, December 25, 2000 at 17:33:36 (PST)
How did you know? He took advantage of me. (He is Superman after all.)
Adolf
the Hospital for Mentals, USA - Monday, December 18, 2000 at 17:10:23 (PST)
Adolf - Did you happen to come in contact with a "superman" in the bathroom at the Bitter End?
C Everet Coop <doc@rubberglove.com>
Wash DC, USA - Sunday, December 17, 2000 at 03:28:41 (PST)
... Anybody got any idea what may be wrong with me? Serious replys only
Adolf
San Francisco, Ca USA - Saturday, December 16, 2000 at 00:26:53 (PST)
IM LOOKING FOR A GOOD BAND FOR MY CHRISTMAS PARTY . I'M SURE YOU A GUYS ARE ALREADY BOOKED SO IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE HELP. BRIAN THEY WILL HAVE TO PLAY CHEAP AND BE ABLE TO FIT IN THE PHONE BOOTH WITH ALL MY FRIENDS. OH YEA THERE WILL BE A COVER CHARGE BUT ILL WAVE IT FOR THE BAND IT IS CHRISTMAS YOU KNOW!
MERRY CHRISTMAS <thegrinch@AOL>
USA - Friday, December 15, 2000 at 17:02:23 (PST)
be afraid be very afraid
overlords <usuc@AOL>
USA - Wednesday, December 13, 2000 at 07:00:18 (PST)
I'd like to have my way with this sexy furball. http://www.narrowback.com/photos3/pages/mike_afro.htm
Horny O'Mickmanbootybuster
Dublin, Ireland - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 18:49:16 (PST)
Has anybody ever seen Brian Spiers and Superman in the same room??? Makes you wonder doesn't it???
Buttsniffer <buttsniffer@skidmark.com>
USA - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 05:22:47 (PST)
Cit.Ezen, You are a complete idiot. Garcia went to Sacred Heart and you can't even spell Riordan. You haven't thrown anybody off the scent of who you really are with you're latest lame attempt at trickery. By the way shouldn't this message board be more about the Narrowbacks and their members. Do you think the Mckeon brothers wear underwear when they play or are they going commando?? If Mike wears undies I think they should be control top tights for bum control.
Professor <professor@your'eanidiot.com>
USA - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 05:18:14 (PST)
i went to riordon that girl GARCIA went to SI with the rest of you girly men go blow your harps
cit. <zen@examinernews.com>
USA - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 05:04:08 (PST)
Next show, I would like it if each band member would spank my naked hairy bottom one-time, real hard.
Higgo
Fat City, USA - Tuesday, November 28, 2000 at 00:35:43 (PST)
That last message has an uncanny resemblence to some other messages left by smoke-eater/overlord. Nobody else spells that bad on the message board. That Saint Ignatius education has served him well. College Prep or Moronic Civil Service Prep?? By the way whats wrong with drunk naked women exhibiting public displays of sex in doorways?? As long as Higgo is not involved. What kind of prude are you??
Professor <prof@spellcheck.com>
USA - Monday, November 27, 2000 at 22:25:46 (PST)
I was just wondering why this band does not play more venues. I've never heard of you but my friends in the richmand always complain when the narrowbacks play. The parking is never that bad, the number of drunks double and the loose women are having random acts of sex in the doorways. Please help me out and controll your fans. If not and you need more gigs I do have a guy that will work with your kind of following. You will have to not ever play at the Bitter End again. His name is Mike with Koko Represents at 166 geary #(415) 434-9007. Good Luck
Cit E. Zen <Zen@examinernews.com>
San Francisco, Ca. USA - Monday, November 27, 2000 at 21:41:47 (PST)
I see I'm getting a lot of mentions on this page. Usually, I do not respond to such low-brow humor, but, I will make an expctions fro you neanatherthals. That thing next to Will Lucey is very scary. Maybe we can get it a float in the next gay-pride parade. As far as Superman goes, are super heroes supposed to be that scrawny or gray haired? The whole Vegas thing is a bit off-the-wall, but, I have to admit I'm Dead Sexy.
Higgo <Higgo-the-legend@HairyMonster.net>
Diamond Heights, Ca USA - Monday, November 27, 2000 at 17:31:39 (PST)
i need you i want you i can't be without you
me baby <iwhatmiketo.com me>
tralierparkville, wis USA - Saturday, November 25, 2000 at 06:48:36 (PST)
Who is Madge and what the hell is a DUPA. Polish Discos??? Whats that a bunch of knock-kneed Polish domestic workers dancing to ABBA. I guess the only advantage of going to a Pollack Rave would be that it wouldn't be to difficult to be intelluctually superior in that environment. Higgo what do you say you and I go. Yea Baby. Tonight we ride.
Mike Hunt <Mikehunt@bodyparts.com>
USA - Friday, November 24, 2000 at 20:41:57 (PST)
i have heard so many fabulous things about this band-i only hope some day i will have the good fortune to experience one of their performances!that bitter end place seems ok-if the band likes that venue, then i think i could see them at one of my venues as well.I have a small chain of polish clubs/discos and we really pack them in. It will make no difference that my patrons won't understand what they are singing-from what i understand The Narrowbacks have great rhythm!By the way,i have a factoid to share with anyone who is paying attention-there are no minibars in vegas!I mention that odd but true fact because i truly think it would make a great title/theme for a song.i would feel honored if the band would use "there are no minibars in vegas."i do suggest, however to jump on this quickly-i already emailed ROD with the info.I tried to get one of the polish bands i booked to write it-needless to say it just lost something in the translation.if The Narrowbacks would consider doing a gig at one of my polka palaces i think they would fall in love with the people and the people with them.contact me for more details, oh- and maybe that superman fellow could show up-very nice DUPA -padding and all!
madge <www.twenty-fifth floor.com>
chicago, il USA - Friday, November 24, 2000 at 01:55:50 (PST)
In The NarrowBack Halloween / crowd9 - John Greene is seen conversing with Con Lucey and in the prior photo - margaret lucey is seen whispering to ed greene - What the hell is going on??? What are they talking about? - Is this some kind of Greene/Lucey conspiracy scheme to take over the world??? - Wait in "The NarrowBack Halloween / JimmyBuffet" liz Reardon and Margaret are embracing (great the Reardons are involved too)!!!! In all three photos Higgo is present!!! Be afraid.... Be VERY afraid!!!
Mr.WatchDog <Watchdog@hotmail.com>
Fresno, CA USA - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 20:41:14 (PST)
In Photo:
none of your business <noyb.com>
Waco, TX USA - Friday, November 17, 2000 at 20:34:17 (PST)
Just took a new survey. You guys are worse than I thought. You stink. Pack it in. Give it up. Do us all a favor.
Hammered
West Palm Beach, FL USA - Tuesday, November 14, 2000 at 18:27:38 (PST)
Guys, That is certainly no boy in that picture with Will Lucey. Thats a troubled hermaphrodite waiting patiently to complete his sexual conversion surgery a procedure called: addadicktome. That manly facade of joining a group of rugged soccer players is a cry for help. Please lay off. We live in a city acceptance. Show some compassion. Notice how this poor soul gravitated towards Will Lucey, Lord knows he's taken some abuse with that chalkboard head. Remember we're all brothers.
Ru Paul <he/she@aol.com>
S.F., Ca USA - Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 23:14:07 (PST)
I make an absurd amount of money, and, after seeing your wonderful show last week, I want to do something for your fans. How much money would it take to integrate that poor young soul into mainstream society -- the boy posed with Willie Lucey? I'd like to see him enjoy a normal life, despite his obvious handicaps.
Doctor Richard Rosenstein <mydixiewrecked@aol.com>
beverly hills, USA - Tuesday, November 07, 2000 at 21:14:11 (PST)
Pictures from the Overlord-Halloween show at The Bitter End have been posted to the "Gallery" page.
Thomas McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Monday, November 06, 2000 at 19:01:59 (PST)
Re: Hammered - Let's see, who lives [or would admit to living] in Daly City? It wouldn't be my good friend Pat Burke, would it? No, Pat is too busy walking his dog. The message has the angry tone of Danny Foley..but then again all the words are correctly spelled. Hmmmmm. Pat or Danny? Danny or Pat? Better venture on the safe side: F*ck you Danny and Pat!
Thomas McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Saturday, November 04, 2000 at 05:24:41 (PST)
You guys stink, really bad, horrible........NEVER play again
Hammered
Daly City, Ca USA - Thursday, November 02, 2000 at 18:22:12 (PST)
Lads, this is somewhat embarrasing but I had to write. I'm a loveley single girl from Ireland and I happened to stumble upon your show at the Bitter End. While I really enjoyed the show thats not why I'm writing. Who is Superman. I can't get him out of my mind. I've spun out of control and I need to meet him. Can you help me. I don't care if he's married. I must have him. Such a combination of sheer manliness along with the obvious rhythym the man has is an irresistable combination. Please Help. I'm Desperate. By the way I think you guys are kind of cute too. Help, Cynthia
Cynthia O'Crack <C.O.C. @Crack.com>
Dublin, Dublin Eire - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 02:29:37 (PST)
Enjoyed your show. There is some musical talent there however it is a bit raw. Lose the guest artist on harmonica. His real talent seems to be sucking in rather than blowing out on the mouth harp. Actually looks more like a girls basketball coach than a rocker. The venue "The Bitter End" however is fabulous. What pyrotechics. It reminded me of a Who show at Winterland in the mid 70's when laser light rock shows were being created. I know its not a great revue when the venue is actually better than the band but that place is really electric. Apparently Rod Stewart (a man with some credentials) hangs around the place. How often do you see a fog machine and strobe lighting that wild. You kids got your hearts in the right place keep practicing, keep putting on shows some day it will all come together. You should really thank the manager of the Bitter End for letting you play there. Good Luck, Joel
Joel Selvin <J.S.rockcritic.com>
S.F., Ca USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 02:10:02 (PST)
I had fun playing with you guys on friday. However, that groupie dressed like superman tried some funny stuff with me in the men's bathroom. Is the bitter end liable for his actions against me?
Tim <tngreardon@aol.com>
sf, ca USA - Monday, October 30, 2000 at 01:00:11 (PST)
THAT'S NO CARDBOARD CUTOUT WITH BIG BRIAN SPIERS, THAT'S THE REAL "STEWY" AS MY CLOSEST FRIENDS CALL ME. JUST ASK THE SMOKEEATING/OVERLORD, BECAUSE "STEWY" PRETTY MUCH HAD HIS WAY WITH THAT YOUNG MAN IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM OF THE BITTEREND.
ROD <RODTHE BOD.COM>
USA - Saturday, October 28, 2000 at 00:04:37 (PDT)
Um...I think the bass is a very intricate instrument that only adept people can really play. I'm just filling in until that person comes along. My goal is just to keep Pat from constantly screwing up. All in the name or rock & roll!
Mike <mike@narrowback.com>
Never U Mind, USA - Friday, October 27, 2000 at 18:22:12 (PDT)
How come I wasn't invited? Don't you guys need some sex appeal. I'll bring my half top.
Higgo <HiggieIsTheKing.com>
USA - Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 17:06:39 (PDT)
The NarrowBacks at the Bitter End on Friday October 27th for Overlord/Halloween show. Dress up like your favorite OverLord...or carry around a cardboard cutout of Rod Stewart
Thomas McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 02:13:36 (PDT)
pick a date sat or fri and call me or brian the liquid funds are dropping from the vast OVERLORD holdings..... mngt.
con <fundraiser@bitterend.com>
limbo, USA - Friday, October 13, 2000 at 17:27:17 (PDT)
Check out the new photo (Brian_rod) in the Gallery. You can also link to it from the Home page.
Tom McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Tuesday, October 10, 2000 at 00:45:04 (PDT)
i hear there was a movie about that screaming and NO it was not in the adult section..........and no body wants to see you with your clothes off.........I can only imagine .....but thats sick
screaming hah <iyourdreams .com>
USA - Friday, September 29, 2000 at 04:51:08 (PDT)
Don't worry, we won't be playing. We're tired of all the woman screaming and tearing our clothes off...to get out of the room.
Tom McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Friday, September 29, 2000 at 00:19:23 (PDT)
if you people promise not to sing or play anything musical im there oh try not to talk either
practice is thrusdays <bitterend @ aol>
san fran, USA - Thursday, September 28, 2000 at 20:01:30 (PDT)
Mike McKeon turns 30 years old today (Thursday, Sept 28 2000). OLD BASTARD! Drinks at the Blackthorn tonight at about 9:30pm. "You can win...."
Tom McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Thursday, September 28, 2000 at 19:22:07 (PDT)
We need a translator for 'overlords.' Anyone here speak gibberish? Anyone from County Gibbereen that can help us with this dialect? The OverLords will return to glory when the heart of the team returns this Sunday.
Tom McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Tuesday, September 26, 2000 at 17:52:32 (PDT)
HEY. 3 goals to two ....... nine against 11...... super goal scorers ..... john and tom McKeon...... we won without you that includes my BOY SHULTZY
overlords <wedont need U.com@AOL>
san fransisco, cal USA - Monday, September 25, 2000 at 23:22:42 (PDT)
DumbAss
Higgins <HiggieIsTheKing.com>
USA - Monday, August 28, 2000 at 18:18:47 (PDT)
I thought John Shanley was a fireman. How can he be a supervisor?
Concerned Voter
USA - Thursday, August 17, 2000 at 18:31:01 (PDT)
Believe me Mr. Bouncer...we are not stealing your clients. We may be helping you get better attendance! No one wants to eat my food! I've even expanded the menu to include potatoes and CHICKEN! (I thought that would be the kicker) I just keep losing beers and they keep plugging the toilets. You sure you don't want them to play at your venue?
Head Irish Man <Irishman@ICC.com>
CA USA - Thursday, August 10, 2000 at 00:40:33 (PDT)
Hey, I hear you little twerps are stealing my clintele for you little shindig. Knock it off or I'll have to send some talent over there to get my cutomers back.
Bouncer <BigGuy@MitchellBros.com>
SF , CA Texas - Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 18:17:16 (PDT)
Finally, I get some respect. I have a game before, but I should be there by 10:00. Get them warmed up for me. Also, I plan on doing my song topless and in my tighty whiteys, so please have someone to keep the groupies back. I may have to get a chest toupee to truly look like Freddy Mercury. But, I have been growing a mustache. See ya there fellow Narrowbacks. Higgie the King
Higgie <HiggsIsTrulyTheKing@Gambling.com>
USA - Wednesday, August 09, 2000 at 18:11:54 (PDT)
hey you stoned rock n rollers try to push your fat asses away from that bar fly (i mean fan) youve been trying to pick up and get in shape the second half of the season starts 8 13 2000. Well youll always be in the lovely shape youre in now. Lets just say try to show up on time. I promise ill bring you to DUFFY'S after the season to dry out. your AA sponser Is it your turn to bring the oranges?
coach <overlords>
USA - Tuesday, August 08, 2000 at 21:11:16 (PDT)
I have to admit that I'm flattered by all of your kind comments. However, I want you to know that we could be better if Thomas and Kevin stopped trying to keep me down. I think all of you will admit that I'm a much better guitarist than Thomas and a darn better singer than Kevin. My "brothers" continually insist on having me play bass to supress my musical talent. Pat, thanks for your support!
Mike McKeon <fatty@cheapscrew.com>
USA - Friday, August 04, 2000 at 23:48:34 (PDT)
Higgy - Wear a Hawaiian Shirt to the Irish Center gig and we'll get you up on stage to sing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. "Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!" You kinda remind me of Freddy Mercury.
Thomas McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Wednesday, August 02, 2000 at 02:28:45 (PDT)
I am starting to think you guys don't like me. Please me a call ASAP. I need to practice my next song. Are you guys mad at me?
Higgins <Higgins-is-the-king@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, July 31, 2000 at 19:48:00 (PDT)
Rage would go well with a great fireworks show. How about a flying guitar that sponaneously combusts! Foss...what the hell is "combined wait"?)
Joe Torre <jtorre@pyromaniacsforhire.com>
????, ?? USA - Monday, July 31, 2000 at 17:27:27 (PDT)
OK You can have mark sing just come back. He seems like he could probably sing his pants off. (And, Bill would love that.) I'm sure he would do that poop dance for everyone too. PLEASE play for me? #1 FAN BRIAN
brian spiers <bspiers@pacbell.net>
sf, ca USA - Saturday, July 22, 2000 at 05:32:51 (PDT)
higgs higgs higgs ........higgs higgs higgs ......higgs higgs higgs......higgs higgs higgs...............................................................................
higgs <higgs.com>
higgs, higgs higgs - Saturday, July 22, 2000 at 05:25:24 (PDT)
You guys should play some "Rage Against the Machine!" Or is that "too" hard for your simle music skills? Maybe you should stick to the wussy music you currently play. Then you could add some Back Street Boys... Wait, there are five Back Street Boys and only four NarrowBacks. But your combined wait would be enough to form two boy bands! Can you SMELL-L-L-L-L-L-L what the FOSS is cooking?
Christopher Foss <Foss@pryomanicsforhire.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Friday, July 21, 2000 at 23:17:33 (PDT)
come you didn't post my picture?
Higgins <Higgins-is-the-king@hotmail.com>
USA - Monday, July 10, 2000 at 18:52:47 (PDT)
I just keep sitting at the Bitter End waiting to hear your music, but the barkeep told me you have disbanded because you were afraid of something called Napster?
Mike Crotch <lamemusic@bitterend.com>
Not Ireland, CA USA - Friday, July 07, 2000 at 01:39:57 (PDT)
HEY Why won't you guys answer any of my calls? PLEASE Help me I need your band here or I'll probably go under. The Bitter End's take was the best it's ever been when you play. SO, call me. Bill will do anything for you guys......I mean ANYTHING. I feel you just used us to get your career going then avoided our calls. I feel so used and cheap. Brian
brian spiers <bspiers@pacbell.net>
USA - Tuesday, June 27, 2000 at 21:29:24 (PDT)
And play some Iron Butterfly next time, would ya?
John Greene
USA - Friday, June 16, 2000 at 20:35:09 (PDT)
You guys really suck.
John Greene <johntg16@netzero.net>
USA - Friday, June 16, 2000 at 20:32:57 (PDT)
so i see you "kids" have been invited to play a brunch set. maybe you should change your name from the narrowbacks to tne "nancy's". after you've changed our of your dresses fron the brunch set and your'e ready to play a real rock n roll venue such as The Bitter End call me. P.S. Bill and I have decided to up our free beer allowance from 12 per member to unlimited or until you drop. As long as it doesn't affect your creative playing.
Brian Spiers <bspiers@pacbell.net>
USA - Saturday, June 10, 2000 at 17:29:46 (PDT)
i have heard so much about you kids. I'd love to hire you for the sunday brunch set. If your available please contact me at 759-3477. If you get the machine liston it might help find me. I move around allot. Thanks hope to hear from you jim kelly
jm kelly <kelly'smissionrock>
san fran, USA - Friday, June 09, 2000 at 19:35:13 (PDT)
interested in having you play at the claddagh bar(20th & 3rd sts) think a non-sunset/richmond venue could be good for us both. please call me if interested in a summertime gig. thanks barry o'leary 415-860-4182
barry oleary
sf, ca USA - Wednesday, May 31, 2000 at 22:51:44 (PDT)
Although I have never heard your band You GUYS ROCK! I love you man Rocketdoctor
Brain Scientist <doctor@rocketsugery.net>
USA - Tuesday, May 30, 2000 at 23:53:11 (PDT)
I have noticed that your playing has gone downhill at an accelerated rate since Said has retired from being your roadie. You need to hire Fergus to be your beer bitch 'cause you can't play sober.
danny Foley <monaburke@worldnet.att.net>
Daly City, ca USA - Saturday, May 13, 2000 at 05:23:29 (PDT)
Dear Smokeater/OVERLORD, Thank you for your interest in the Narrowbacks. Although we currently have a bass player under contract, we are always looking to [ahem] improve the band in any way shape or form. Although your musical qualifications are impressive and your back is certainly narrow, the band feels our fans would not like to listen the "Barney Miller" theme over and over again. Especially when the theme is played while band is playing yet another AC/DC tune to placate your sibling. Being the bass player for the Narrowbacks is the considered by most [myself, my mom, and at least one niece] to be the pinnacle of musical achievement. I must warn you however, the bass player's role is not as glamorous as one might think. There is a great deal of lifting of heavy equipment, long practice hours, and drinking. All the while, the other band members chat it up with groupies. [Female groupies in some cases!] So hang in there and keep practicing on your music, your lifting, and especially your drinking. Some day, you might find your way on stage with the Narrowbacks.
NarrowbackBass <mike@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Friday, May 12, 2000 at 20:41:22 (PDT)
jackass or for you girls janeass how bout some barry m. or the bee gees for your fans or even better journey (no im not j. ferg) ROCK ON
jackass <jackass>
jackass, USA - Thursday, May 11, 2000 at 05:02:46 (PDT)
Danny wanted me to write something crude about Pat Cronin, but I don't have the heart to do it! So Pat, consider yourself lucky that Danny does not know how to use a computer! Kick his butt in golf for me, would ya?
Corinne Mullen <corinne_mullen@hotmail.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Monday, May 08, 2000 at 20:23:29 (PDT)
If you guys still need a bass player I guess I can make some room a my calender. I will need leave some time for my loving family. Anyways with all these "GIGS" that you rock n roll stars now have, the ones that think they can play soccer still owe for the honor to stand on the sidelines. So play up or I'll send BIG JOE after you. respectfully, THE OVERLORDS
overlords <smokeater0>
USA - Wednesday, April 26, 2000 at 01:28:37 (PDT)
I still feel that you be much better off if you played a few more ACDC songs. Hey that is why THE BONE is such a Rockin station. ROCK ON!!!
Will Lucey <wlucey@rcsd.k12.ca.us>
S.F., CA USA - Tuesday, April 25, 2000 at 14:43:02 (PDT)
When I hear you young fellows pick on your sticks and bang dem tin cans my chin trembles and the tears of happiness slide slowly into my pint glass. Thank you Narrowbacks, thank you..
Katie McCaffrey <katiemccaffrey@hotmail.com>
USA - Friday, April 21, 2000 at 17:04:47 (PDT)
Brian - We'll play at the Bitter End soon...even though we feel like the Bear Jamboree playing up in that balcony. Besides, you tend to steal our thunder with all (or both) your dance moves!
Thomas McKeon <tom@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Thursday, April 20, 2000 at 06:03:18 (PDT)
When you got your first big break and played the Bitter End you did not have that new member on mouth harp Tim Reardon.You know he's quite cute and he should let his blonde hair grow out into a sort of euro-shag look ala Rod Stewart. Then maybe chicks other than your moms, grandmas and sisters would show up at concerts.Lets not forget your roots; your narrowbacks and should be playing the Bitter End.Irish Center? Whats up with that. We have created many stars and are willing to make one of you. Liver Danceologist
Brian Spiers <bspiers@pacbell.net>
SF, Ca USA - Thursday, April 20, 2000 at 03:02:40 (PDT)
Hey Mr. (Mike) McKeeeeen! It just doesn't sound like Joe Satriani.
Slake <gooch_51@hotmail.com>
S.F., CA USA - Wednesday, April 19, 2000 at 23:37:29 (PDT)
Huh? What the heck is Chris talking about?
Gio <giovanni.torre@schwab.com>
USA - Wednesday, April 19, 2000 at 21:26:39 (PDT)
Rarely does one have the opportunity to view in wonderment the melodic tunes that venture forth from the band known as the Narrowbacks. When one figures in the amount of time spent harrowing over the precise notes to strike and the vocal chord to reach, one is just beginning to relish the beauty of this band of Irish American prodigies. It is only a matter of time before the secret is out and this group of seeming outcasts is warmly enveloped by the American public and the demand to stop bringing tears to our eyes will commence. I'm holding a lighter in my hand and swaying back and forth just thinking about your last concert. I'll take my payment in small bills please.
Chris Billington <cbilling@yahoo.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Wednesday, April 19, 2000 at 21:21:18 (PDT)
Hi, this in Neil Packstan. You know, son of Ed Packstan and 1st cousin of Ron Packstan,who lives next to Mike Berry, who's best friends with your singer. Anyway, I saw your UICC show and, I must say, you guys rock! I sat next to Chris Foss during the gig. During the second set, Chris shouted, "Man, those guys are incredible." I can't wait until your next show!
Neil Packstan <Neil456@aol.com>
USA - Wednesday, April 19, 2000 at 01:59:52 (PDT)
The bass player is the real talent in the band. He is the only talented member. He really holds the band together. Without him, there would be three people on stage.
Michael McKeon <mike@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Monday, April 17, 2000 at 23:44:40 (PDT)
You guys are the greatest!
The Band <info@narrowback.com>
SF, CA USA - Tuesday, April 04, 2000 at 19:01:05 (PDT)
Hello
Dan Augustine <dan@netpulse.com>
San Francisco, CA USA - Tuesday, April 04, 2000 at 18:56:21 (PDT)